@zayunderworld My mind palace is a library of ideas, but I lost my library card a long time ago, and the thought of going back to pay the fee for it scares me.
@SPSRIDES@ShitpostRock In theory, yes, but the tie fighters dick-riding while you're trying to make sense of the on-screen controls instilled a hatred in 10 year old me that still burns to this day.
LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN