Fish Lyncher

On a journey to get my foreskin back from the synagogue of satan

Racist seal larper, TFC (Total Fish Consumption), Atheist, 16 (2009, I’m one of the good ones)

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@NotAStormin I’m working on it I’ll send update

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Workout to meet oomf

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

I asked Claude to design me a workout, and I don’t like it.

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@eggheadcd1997 @WitheringOrcid Cause they’re fucking awesome

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@eggheadcd1997 @WitheringOrcid Helldivers 2 went to shit and I’m never touching it again.

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@bobbberman 2019

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Oh, Hiyori, queen of existence, please protect my lego AT-AT from falling and eating shit now that it’s on my top shelf.
Gn, heroes

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@JiggIet_

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I have a bidet and yes

[June @Junencense]

This is probably what it feels like to use a bidet

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@lapinerespecter This you?

[Lennon @Shed_The_Awsum]

That rabbit hates faggots

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@rukisealstraw Crazy seal ladies are just crazy cat ladies with souls

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@nec0n0my @kankun_sorayan OOOOHHHHHH! THEY’RE LEGS!

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@JiggIet_ Hot

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@nec0n0my Cute’s a way to put it…

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@WitheringOrcid 1 billion dollars towards the Indian bullet train fund (total jeet death in disguise)

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@BU6ENHA6EN Plenty more where that came from

[BUGENHAGEN @BU6ENHA6EN]

This is what they took from you 😞

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@JiggIet_ Oh stop being all pissy. I fed you fish, let you swim, and stayed quiet when you took your 6 hour nap. Lighten up.