Fish the stick🏳️‍⚧️

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[Fish the stick🏳️‍⚧️ @Fish_sticks_67]

@sunbeamsbot Are you drinking monster in the bathroom?

[Pepper @StrebsBatzies]

kinda funny how the only adult cartoons with a large queer fandom are south park and rick and morty, it cant be the simpsons or family guy and we will never tell you why

[maddie @madsssagascar]

one by one you guys will realize that real life is not twitter lmfao

[kmindy @birthdaybutch3r]

tf going on in the rick and morty discord server its not even a slur

[simes @nygmanuts]

To be honest I don't think it's gay to want to fuck Superman. It just means you have eyes that can see

[🔪🏆Mars⋆.°𖦹🍀 @marm4rzz]

Me blocking anyone who commits the crime of mildly irritating me

[Diet Dr. Nigga™ 🐺🥃🌕 #BLM #ACAB @PartyWolfZayn]

Big heavy saggy naturals with dinner plate aerola. That’s it, that’s the tweet

[⋆˙⟡tae⟡˙⋆ @akratic_]

i forget not everyone had someone who could sew in their life that would make pj pants or blankets for them when they were a kid

[tracer ☘️🐧 @tracer4b]

Having only 1-3 pins on your bag is so awkward bc it’s enough to stand out as an otaku in public but you get mogged by anyone with an actual itabag

[⋆.˚☆ 𝗦alwa / 𝗕luey ◆ PaintedFences pilled!! ☽⋆.˚ @SalwaCreations]

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
This. This face haunts me every. single. year

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

oh ok

[ℭ𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔲 ¹⁴³ @aixasoares]

En mi época si a una chica le filtraban un video o foto íntimo salíamos TODAS a decir que eramos nosotras, a escrachar a los marchitos y acompañarla a ella. Que es esto de andar burlándote? Que tan IDIOTA tenes que ser hermana? Te faltan una BANDA de jugadores

[chris but Mexican 🇲🇽 @FunnyGuyChrissy]

Hungry man thinks of bread

[Picco @p_rcos2]

lloro con la que tuiteaba a cada rato de la hija porque después le carpetearon los tweets del hijo y son todos como QUE HOMBRECITO MARAVILLOSO y con la nena: hoy le escondí el palo de hockey a mi hija, tenía torneo y se puso como loca 😆 boludita

[𝒜𝓃𝒹𝓎 @JakeHunterGnsis]

Sending a pomni fart fetish joke in the 9th grade math class group chat and getting mad when nobody thinks it’s funny

[SPOOKY HuneeBruh @HuneeBruh]

uncontested genius in the replies

[nad 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @carylesbian]

im being silenced

[Rihito @kiriehitos]

Anon I live in a country where the government neglects everyone and forces them to be in poverty I think I have bigger problems going on in my life other than my reikei badges looking fake and cheap

[Bugle🧃 @BonelessBugle]

“what was your biggest impact on the internet”

ive never had a huge impact but probably this bullshit

[crinkly doo @eviltweets725]

That clip of stolas shaking his little helluva boss pisses me off so bad like why is he doing that. When I saw the clip out of context I assumed he was at a club or party which was why he was dancing but diegetically he is in a silent room with just one other guy?😭