fishscales

mint condish

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Chloe @b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g]

Note I gave to my mom when I was 4 years old and she was in a bad mood now framed in the kitchen

[fishscales @Fishalert2]

@shlongiofficial I’d give them prime 2-day delivery on kicking their asses

[Lupin @lupinxart]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[ari @badgal_ari]

To grieve deeply is to have loved fully

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

[abby @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[GFY TV @Viralvid_89]

@Movie_tvshows4u The greatest comedy scene ever 😂😭

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Please Mr Bull, not right now, we have a lot going on

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

Stop eating pho with a foe and come eat pho with a bruh

[fishscales @Fishalert2]

@kflay
SLC LOVES U #MONO

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Adama Sandler pulled up to the Oscars with this fit😭😭😭

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year