Rachael Koch

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT BITCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Hoes be making twerk videos. Talking bout "just playing around" bitch you know you was serious

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

That fake laugh you do when you don't know what someone just said.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat this hoe to death....

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

I hate when ex's say.. "I'm here if you need me." like BITCH? where the FUCK were you when we were together? Fuck outta here!

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Bitch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

One big school, full of fake bitches.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Bitch, If karma doesn't come fuck you up... I WILL.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Dear God, #IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou that i am thankful for everything.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

In every class, there's always those ratchet girls that go crazy when there's a substitute teacher..

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Please dont call me "baby" if we aint fucking!!

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Girls tweet stuff like "that text I just got >>" The text: What up?

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

I automatically say "Shit" when something wrong happens.

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Hoes be twerkin for NO REASON tho.*Microwave goes off* "Oh shit ma food done!" *Starts twerking*

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Rachael Koch @Fishmanxzy]

Why do some girls gotta be so extra. Always walkin' down the halls in school with they loud ASS mouth! Bitch, go to class!