Joanne Salmon

Love The Archers, Radio 4, quizzes, Athletico Mince, Belle & Sebastian, Lego

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@Kate_Travels @BBCSport I know! It’s so stupid. They’re all at the top so you have to scroll through them to get to the full events as well, so you literally can’t find the thing you want to watch without first finding out who won. Ridiculous

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@nee_massey I most of all love to hear Nobody’s Empire live - I love it so much it makes me cry! That’s on the cusp of the 10 years though. I’ve never heard I’ll Be Your Pilot live and I would love to.

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

#DeathValley Writers decide to make whole plot about colourblindness but do no research.

1) man was red-green blind but girl was confusing blue

2) colorblindness is passed down by women

3) only men inherit colourblindness - the girl would not be CB

Why not try just a bit?

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@JamesMoir10 @nancy_sorrell Nice stance…

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@ryladante @ADHDForReal Oh I have always done this!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@RCat70 @nomadicrevery I’ll be there as well, if that’s ok

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@nomadicrevery How do you get access to presale for Llandudno please?

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@UKBackintheDay2 No question - Cuddly Toy!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@UKBackintheDay2 You Keep it All In!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@watsoncomedian @StoryhouseLive in Chester please!
Failing that, Theatr Clwyd in Mold

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@jlukeroberts I really enjoyed reading this, thank you. We saw 4 of the shows, and loved them all. Re TAWJLOOB, my daughter, who is also a fan of Taylor Swift, enjoyed making up some more 3rd person titles. Her favourite combined two of your jokes - “TS Can Do It With a Prolapsed Anus”

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@ChrissyD_Comedy @watsoncomedian I could have written this exact post, word for word!!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@dcsprior @Get_effed If nothing else, it gives them the chance of having an all-Oxford final and therefore going ok to it with Oxford definitely winning.

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@OffMenuOfficial Paul Nicholas?

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@watsoncomedian My brain goes 45 + 15 (fills thegap up to 60 - like minutes/degrees/tennis score) then you’ve got 12 left to add, making 72. I think of all numbers as fitting together like blocks: 45 and 15 both have 5 sticking out to fit together. Prob this means I have something wrong with me!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@EvansCycles I have a problem with my order which I need urgently. Why don’t you have a telephone number I can call you on? Evri, who also have terrible customer service, have lost my parcel and told me to contact you, but my only option is to email and wait “a day or two”

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@watsoncomedian Passing two people in conversation on a forest trail I once overheard “…and I went into the room and two of the people were dead…and the one in the middle was David Cameron!”
I very nearly asked them!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

@ElizabethDowso4 @VictoriaCoren My Mum used to make a coffee cheesecake that had coffee Matchmakers on it - it was the best!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

Just seen @FloandJoan ‘s One Man Musical with @GeorgeFouracres at #edfringe2024 - it was fantastic - the most enjoyable of the 20 shows I’ve seen so far this week!

[Joanne Salmon @FishyBusinesd]

There’s a World Just Like Our Own, but people have @jlukeroberts themed birthday cakes
@ImpatientUK