Mary

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[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[trevy @chillextremist]

Don’t even think about looking at me let alone talk to me until I’ve had my 4 morning beverages

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@Sabreenaha281 No photo credit is crazy

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

one day NYT connections will be like:

Red Fruit: Apple, Cherry, Strawberry, Raspberry

and the next day it'll be:

Words I Think Look Cool: Whoa, Quip, Boing, Bazaar

[Army Men’s Rugby @ArmyWP_MRugby]

An anonymous donation of $250,000 to the Army Men’s Rugby Endowment has made in memory of Chief Warrant Officer 3 Stephen R. Dwyer Jr., USA, Class of 2009. Steve died in a training accident while deployed with the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment.

[Mayra Guillen @mguilen_]

You received Justice today. @vguillen_30 rest easy sister. Today was such a hard day, I learned so many details regarding your death after the fact of it’s been 3 YEARS. My heart hurts. 💔 Cecily Ann Aguilar has received the Maximum sentence of 30 years.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Being a girl is so jam packed with activities. Ur so busy all the time. Play farming game, move from couch to bed, drink water, move from bed to couch etc. Nobody talks about it though

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

Currently having an existential crisis in a hotel lounge in a foreign country about how people just randomly spawn anywhere on this planet and then just have to exist in those conditions.

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@Sabreenaha281 Should always get at least 3 things

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@ltblkgrl Oops. I should turn on notifications 😂 it’s pretty easy to disconnect them, just gotta turn the gas off first

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

Male pattern balding is weird

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@ltblkgrl Gas for sure, more reliable 🙏🏼 I have LG rn and they aren’t bad!

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

Don Toliver’s voice is just 😩😫😩

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@Sabreenaha281 I will always be proud of your efforts 🥹

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@KSchmitt_ I was typing it this tune

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

Karma karma karma karma karma karmaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

@ltblkgrl 💪🏼queen shit

[Mary @FishyFriends26]

Before the wedding: blink 182, the killers, 3OH3

After the wedding: lil Wayne, boosie, wiz Khalifa, asap rocky

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