Breaking 🚨🚨: FOMO scam cabal member rasmr exposed dming same crypto Chinese egirl as Crook Cooker. The desperate loser did retardtrutide for a month (self vaxxing) and thought that would be enough to bag a Chinese foid. Instead of responding to Rasmrs selfie she screenshotted the chat and shared it to her friends while laughing uncontrollably. He’s going to try to bundle some fomo scam shitcoin as a way to cope for this MAJOR L so be aware. Rasmr buddy it’s over just accept it. Brutal.
Big news for the culture, we’ve scaled the Kool-Aid pineapple operation.
New equipment just landed and production costs are down $5 a jar.
Industrialization has finally reached the kool-aid pineapple sector.
finally did it
cornered every single pineapple jar at my local costco
cleared the entire shelf, twice, asked the manager if there was more in the back, there was, got that too
not releasing a single unit until every hood in america is contaminated with koolaid pineapple fiends, this is a cultural mission, i am the supply
15+ years hold minimum, this is generational wealth if you understand the vision
For anyone wondering why I kissed a man in front of 400 people for investor money, here's the explanation:
I'm a comedian. I've performed on 26 stages, gone on 2 national tours, and entertained over 15,000 students live. I've generated more than 300M views through my content and stunts. My shows are rated R. We do the most degenerate, ridiculous shit possible and put it on the internet.
While I'm still exploring my sexuality, I do not like men.
I kissed the guy because the audience was booing and nobody else would do it. If I don't commit to the bit, the show falls flat, gets rated lower, and people leave with a sour taste in their mouths.
Life is hard.