No Fap -> Relapse -> Goon and Edge and Goon and edge and Goon and Edge until your brain is a mushy and malleable mess for teasing brats; until every last one of your useless braincells drips out of your goon stick like a faucet β No Fap -> Relapse β>
PG-13 Porn Sluts are so courageous. They proudly and bravely expose their tight little [redacted] sleeve bodies online with the sole purpose of making that pent up [redacted] between your legs feel good. Donβt they deserve a reward? #NoNutNovember2023
Break free from the workweek monotony. Pleasure isnβt a distraction, itβs essential. SFW Porn should never cum secondary. Did you know that e-sleeve enthusiasts that deny their urges until the weekend, are actually wasting 71% of their life. Make everyday count. Pull it out. π
As the Weekend Long Fist Fump-a-thon draws to a close, remember that smut should always be at the forefront of your perverted, porn-altered mind. Change your phones background to your favorite βfamily friendlyβ e-sleeve. Let the world know youβre a S.I.M.P. DM the screenshots. π
Sundays are seen as a sacred day of worship by many worldwide. Practices vary wildly on a large spectrum. For the SFW fabricsexual, soft core, e-sleeve enthusiasts, this day of reverence is as sacred as any other. Pay tribute to your favorite fully-clothed smut star Pervert. ππ