CHOMPY ALDANA

@FCBayern | @ManCity

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

@Sugarboyadeola1

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

Crazy table flipping 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Empty compliments can’t pay for my haircuts or buy me new clothes
If you can’t press money keep your compliments

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

What would a bad man do?

He would definitely give some back!

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arteta recreated the iconic meme 😭

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i’m going to miss y’all when i scroll down

[Nillionaire.ts 🇳🇬 @igboonaija3]

In life, there is no need to cry and wail about rejection. Focus on leverage....focus on what you control.

In a Dostoevsky story, a young man was troubled by rejection and an elder told him: the sun must be the sun.

The sun doesn’t beg anyone to notice it—it simply shines.

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

They must be mad, lmao

[Christian Falk @cfbayern]

✅ Chelsea set to open talks for Aleksandar Pavlovic transfer? https://t.co/52sWbGApva

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

Performative culture is absolute BS

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

After witnessing his serious girlfriend kissing another man during a live stream, the young man was left completely devastated. Unable to handle the heartbreak and embarrassment, he made a drastic decision and drank a sachet of hypo in an attempt to p0ison himself.

Fortunately, help came quickly. He was rushed to the hospital on time, where medical professionals were able to stabilize and treat him. Thanks to the swift response, his life was saved.

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

Wtf is Arterta doing in here, you haven’t got Hansi Flick, but you got Arterta?🤣🤣

[Mr Wills @MrWills96]

Who should stand for ZIDANE??

[Ministerio de Finanza. 🇵🇹🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

God know say once I guide, nothing concern me with black/African women.

[✒️ @Literariium]

In your 20s and 30syou will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Never forget that your goal is to actually do well, not to convince other people you're doing well.

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

#NewProfilePic

[Stanlee | Web developer @stanlee0nX]

This video cracked me up😭

Especially when you’re prompting😂😂

[Bandit @mts__kid]

And to everyone who helped me financially, emotionally and sexually this year. THANK YOU SO MUCH

[Prince BYK🥇 @dawgdeyfool]

This video will always trend on christmas 🤣

[CHOMPY ALDANA @FitLikeChompy]

They should beat all of them. Foreigners go come rent V8 and get a police escort to help them avoid traffic. It’s utter nonsense.

[EDHUB🌍ℹ @eddie_wrt]

A Toyota Land Cruiser driver who used a siren to push through traffic was pulled out of the vehicle after trying to escape following a minor collision with a Mercedes-Benz.

[Kyama ⚽ @ElijahKyama_]

Sammy Kuffour cooking Jamie Carragher.

"Will he have a chance to play for Milan, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern no way! He's not good enough. Has he ever won MOTM in his career? Jose said, if we mention a 1000 defenders, Carragher won't be part of it.”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Type of girl who approaches you when you don't have a job

[Goddess ☁️ @sheis_Z]

This is the most relatable tweet I’ve seen all week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!