sarah hickerson

Spreadsheet maker who loves crafts and animals on the side. Nashville, TN

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#Smashville

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The more crap you leave at my house, the more likely I am to vote for you. Yeah, for sure. #savethetrees

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Day 79- remembers new password. Day 80- computer: your password will expire in 10 days, please consider changing. NO.

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When is it socially acceptable to put fall decorations out? Asking for a friend 🍂🌽🌾🥧🍁

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I love America, but for goodness sake let’s get back to the Bachelorette #beccasgottafindlove #BachelorNation

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This family's boat ride turned into a dramatic whale rescue — and the whale spent an hour thanking them in the best way!

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@AllanBell247 Up and vanished is my latest obsession! Murder mystery based on a true story...so good!

[Nimah @Nyda921]

Feelin like today's Saturday and tomorrow's Monday. So confused! #midweekbreak #4thofJuly

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If you’re going to post a 12 min story of a concert or forework sesh, go ahead and don’t #kthanks #neveragoodidea

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I either take 17k pictures during group events or none. Still have plenty of memory on the ol’ iPhone today ☹️ #HappyFourth

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Brittany: how’s your bunny?
Me: he’s so good! Just fat and happy!
Brittany: just like you!
#SOtrue

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The real reason all of our children will have the entire #DrSeuss collection. #luckyWilliam #coolparents https://t.co/TUdE9vFAgb

[Adam O'Leary @AO312]

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Standing in line at @HomeGoods, woman three people back on the phone “I’m almost there, just go ahead and order me a sweet tea” #metoogurl

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Now they are bonding #peanutbutterlove

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Tonight Olie jumped on the couch took @DustinLee_19 nutty buddy and ran off like a thug

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We go through paper towels at the speed of light, until I buy a 5,000 pack at Sam’s club

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“That looks comfy” has never been a compliment

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Just when I thought Ellen couldn’t possibly be any more awesome—
What an inspiration to the human race #goals https://t.co/8CIpNcsgT7

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@AO312 Unfortunately you are spot on 👎🏼