Chris Fitzpatrick

Tiny, insignificant, ignorant bit of carbon. Everton season ticket holder. Miami Heat, Florida & Star Wars fanatic. Practising nerd

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

@Everton @thebullensview

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

👀👀

[Matt Jones @MattJFootball]

Last five games*

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Pickford not in goal means….

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Failed window upon failed window. Transfer committee failed, CEO failed. Another season of opportunity has been brought to a crushing halt from our own boards self sabotage. #neverchangeeverton

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

@FabrizioRomano @ALANMYERSMEDIA 🤮

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

We are a shambles of a football club. State of that squad.

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

I look forward to Ndiaye’s disappointing run at Spurs and subsequent return in 3 years time.

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Boss paying hundreds more each year for a season ticket under TFG. Benefits galore and unending ambition.

[Sticks Downey Jr. @SticksDowneyJr]

Tim Curry is survived by Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, and Cliff.

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Made up for Barry. Proper poachers goals.

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Ahh not Dolly

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Play Henderson they said. “Pickford never been signed by a tOp 4 sIDe” they said. Not one capable of lacing Jordans boots!

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

@mro1878 @seantheman87 He’s been Everton’s best player for years. Literally kept us up multiple times. He’s loved here.

[Kieran Cleverley™ @kcleverley84]

Oh the joys of being an @Everton fan …

•No new kit released … kids running around in new kits from other clubs, have been for 4-6 weeks !
•Tyrique George minimal £20million fee offer expires in 10 days.. get it done !!
•No signings so far … no surprise !
•ST up £300
😭

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Commentators just gonna keep overlooking Bellingham’s constant rolling around. Cost us that goal.

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Get him gone. Embarrassing end to the season. Stagnation and little hope or ambition on show. Moyes did the job he was asked to do. Don’t prolong this garbage anymore

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Tim Iroebunam is just not good enough. Every aspect of his game is subpar

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

@gorney1989 It might get me out of watching this shower of shite

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

Can’t stand this Everton team. Get him gone the absolute crab

[Chris Fitzpatrick @Fitz87]

@TradeSmarterST @daviddownie17 Tarkowski is an absolute shambles.