𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈

First of the great Plantagenet dynasty. Son of an Empress, Father of Kings. Damned and luxurious GOAT. •RP/parody/fake•

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

I wish. Difficult to ignore them when every time they come to visit, they bring an army

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

I prefer to not even acknowledge mine unless forced to do so.

They just don't exist. Out of sight, out of mind.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

Oh, no, that's not a 'love language'.

I genuinely don't like them.

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

It's my love language.

Isn't it yours with your children?

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

Why do you keep trolling me! 😩

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

Oh hi there @FitzEmpressRex and @HenriYoungKing

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

They better thank their lucky stars I'm not buried there

[༄ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥 ༄ @MerriestMonarch]

@ @FitzEmpressRex

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

That's England for you.

[⚜️ Roi François Ier ⚜️ @RoiFrancoisI]

The wind is so violent that he lost his best hat.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

What else did he expect, complements? Gratitude? In 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 family? Perhaps he's more stupid than the king gave him credit for.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

The thanks he gets for wintering in Nottingham and trying to keep the peace and being a good surrogate for his father is insults and more insults.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

Then perhaps he should ask the under sheriff for a loan.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Only pauper around him is his eldest son.

The under sheriff has more money than he does.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

The paupers will be very pleased with the donation, then.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

His spring wardrobe is Crème de la Crème.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

The brat will be lucky if he lives to see summer 😤

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Whilst @FitzEmpressRex is away, spends gobs of duchy monies on a summer wardrobe.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

Even if I 𝘸𝘢𝘴 dead I'd rise from the grave just to box your ears.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Cannot believe that @FitzEmpressRex has a big fan and isn't eating up the attention.

He must be d e a d.

[tnbskts🇬🇧👑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @RoyalUniverse]

Henry the Young King, son of Henry II, married Margaret of France at Winchester on 27 August 1172 and was crowned junior king for the second time

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

Who woke 𝘺𝘰𝘶 up? 😮‍💨

[Thomas à Becket (Parody~Not real) @TurbulentPrest]

Bloody Hell!

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

“I love Pichelsteiner”, he grinned. “And I will devour whatever else you put in front of me.”

[𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆 ༚࿐ @AQueenOfSass]

"Ja, Sire, I indeed am. May I offer you some Sauerbraten, Schnitzel, Pichelsteiner, Spätzle, and, of course, Black Forest Gateau?" She could almost smack her lips as she finished the list. "The cooks would love to prepare a special supper for us."

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

. . .we have sons?

[Eleanor Of Aquitaine (parody) @DuchessAlienor]

My bad. I forgot about my youngest son's birthday. Awkward.

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

YAWNING FOR CHEESE was the name of a late-night festive game played in 18th century England, in which players would compete to feign yawns in an attempt to prompt other people to yawn too. The winner won a Cheshire cheese.

(fr. Sports and Pastimes of the People of England, 1838)

[tnbskts🇬🇧👑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @RoyalUniverse]

William the Conqueror was crowned king of England on 25 December 1066

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

"You are from Germania, ja?", Henry smiled, nostalgic with the thought of some of the treats his mother had shared, having developed a taste for them during her time as Empress.

[𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆 ༚࿐ @AQueenOfSass]

She smiled mysteriously. "Then we will see what Father Christmas brings you then from my homeland."

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

The logic isn’t quite there, but I’m old, leave me alone.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

John would’ve pinned Arthur on one of his brothers, if there were any left.

[♚ Henry The Young King ♚ @HenriYoungKing]

Scratches his head.

Not sure any member of the Devil's Brood has done that.

But never too late!

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐈 @FitzEmpressRex]

“I do”, he nodded, “I don’t have an especially sweet tooth, but I indulge from time to time.”

[𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆 ༚࿐ @AQueenOfSass]

She laughed gaily already scheming names in her native tongue.

"Do you like desserts, King Henry?"