Fitz E Cormack

writer, comedy lover, master thief of freshly washed socks - sorry, no backsies.

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#truecrime My #brother upset me. So I got all his socks wet& rubbed sand on. It's cold & he's wearing trainers. Small #revenge #writerslife

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@Bridestheshow @brides please warn all brides& newly weds: if they're intending to book/have booked a honeymoon w @loveholidays they will lose their money. They dont communicate up front, refuse to give refunds, and treat their customers most shabby during the #Covid19 situation.

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@AdamEcclesBooks We found your amiga 2 weeks ago on the roadside, took it in, gave it food and love and now its spilling all your secrets.

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@uvenux my order arrived weeks and weeks after I ordered, incorrect content, and 2/3 broken. Literally smashed to pieces. Are you joking?
This is THE WORST order ever. This was supposed to be my lipstick for our wedding. I am appalled & I want a full refund. U spoiled this badly.

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@FRENCHEYE1 today Jamal from Frencheye at Westfield Strandford sold my man his wedding suit, shirt, tie, the whole look. Best experience ever. Jamal knew what suited my man, pinned adjustments & made it a super experience for him. My man hates shopping. Thank you so much!

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@dremadeoraich Hi, you will have to choose between the localizations of English. So UK, US, Canadian, NZ, AU. The decision should be based on the primary market you are publishing in and where your characters are from/where the novel takes place.

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@MRyanAuthor They are. Promised. More money, better friendships, more centered self. Best decade so far.

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@MRyanAuthor Happy Birthday, Margot!
Sounds like you're playing the long game. 👍 business needs planning, you've got the head for it. 30s is when all the drama disappears, and contentment and ambitious streamline and settle. 🍸 cheers to you!

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@flybe Hi Ellen, I'll DM you later today as this will take a bit to write down and I'm working on this trip. Bear with me a sec. Cheers, F.

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@flybe I'm again requesting to be contacted. Your staff was abusive today to me and other passangers. You do not offer these options for a complaint on your website. Utterly inappropriate!

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@squaresails @edeckers So what. Ebay is also loosing reputation if they are sed tofence stolen goods. Thats why you can report listings. Get yor copy rights sorted. Serve the site owner a ntice. Then sue. If lots of other authors i sams boat you can safe a bck by sueig as a collectiv. Fuck him.

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@squaresails Copy right infringement. Lawyer up. And get yor stuff copy right protected. You can download a copy right NDA (non disclosure agreement) for your country online. I make my Beta reders and editor sign them.

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#5amwritersclub my friends think business travel is glam. Sure, up at 3am, paper mache sandwiches, motorways, generic client offices and hotels, delayed flights, & non-stop babbling iber deiver are oh so glam. You've got no idea how lovely #home is #amwriting #comedy #thriller

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#5amwritersclub shame on me. I let the half-finished website expire. Now i get to do it again. Setting up your 1st business is an experience. #amwriting #indieauthors #comedy #thriller #writerslife #writingcommunity

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#5amwritersclub boyfriend was asked what makes him happy.Him: "huggle time. We've a morning alarm to cuddle.2nd one turn around - more cuddles.3rd one up. Every day. Even when angry." Me: "I can never take the piss again. Dam." #writingcommunity #indieauthors #authorconfession 💜

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@JPaigetheWriter Vote for Pedro.

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@MargotRyanBooks Sounds odd but give it a gogle 'thyme tea'. Supposedly thins the mucus so it's easier to shift. Haven't touched anything else since stumbled upon it. The is the oil.

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@MargotRyanBooks Bin the syrup. Salt gargle and get something called China Oil. It's just menthol and eucalyptus oil. Good for inhaling and ingesting or dabbing onto chest and temples. Also frsh tyme ad honey and hot water, drink. Helps shift mucus on chest. Dry gross but helps.

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@angela_donlan @TheMontess If you can e.g the reviewers to tweet independently that s a good idea. But space tweets out throughout the day. Some for not if 2nd eve commute, some around lunch time, some for the night owls.

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@angela_donlan Quality over quantity. There's a definite annoyance threshold, reached more quickly by constant re-tweets. I'd prefer 10 original tweets over 3 re-tweets/day.

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@sarcasticoldmoo A mystery. But a good one 😉