Cody Fitzgerald

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

@BlizzardCS This happened to me as well. I ran a ipconfig/renew command, and it seemed to fix it immediately.

[Jon Jones @jonjones]

"Oh shit u just a white dude"

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

I had a dream that the US was going to begin using the metric system for all measurements and I got so excited.

[jen @jenarell]

You're not from Arizona if you've never chased vodka with guacamole

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

Today my shopping list was as follows: beer, pizza rolls, Red Bull. #FeelslikeCollege

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New titanium grid fins worked even better than expected. Should be capable of an indefinite number of flights with no service.

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

Still bitter that some dog chewed up my first pair of Allen Edmonds last year.

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

I bought a nail gun today. Is this what adulthood feels like? #IthinkIcanFixThatMentality

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I'm not *saying* they're related, but … https://t.co/p5d2zkC7e7

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

I think "change the world" is used synonymously with "make money" in Silicon Valley. #wwdc

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

Never let me be the guy hanging out in the LA Fitness locker room watching TV

[mr. gravy cheeks @Jawwwwwsh]

@Fitzaholic Never forget Austria house

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

@Jawwwwwsh I just stumbled upon my closing ceremony ticket today! #TakeMeBack

[αshley @ashhhhelizabeth]

sexts: "let's go see the puppies at the pound tomorrow"

[Stephen Pedone @spedone7570]

@benkanute By high carb diet, I mean high cookie diet. #dessertshavecarbs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Model 3 was going to be called Model E, for obvious dumb humor reasons, but Ford sued to block it, so now it is S3X. Totally different :)

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

Purchasing a new car this week, I think I found the winner. #LookFastBeFast

[mr. gravy cheeks @Jawwwwwsh]

I wish I could've been there when people invented pockets, that must've been an exciting day

[Cody Fitzgerald @Fitzaholic]

@Jawwwwwsh only thing I left in Brazil is any desire for caipirinhas