Jake

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[Jake @Fitzehh]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed asap cobham Surrey anywhere near Ramada hotel cobham services

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed 🚨 Llanelli wales

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Had the day off work today, planned on going pub to watch the game. Fell back to sleep at midday and just woke up, never been more fuming in my life

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@NoContextBrits Worked with a lad we called Minty because he never showed up till after eight

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Been browsing auto trader for months looking for a van, now I’ve finally got the money auto trader has gone down on app and online 😂

[Jake @Fitzehh]

So all the other chippies on site have fucked off to the spoons got on the piss and doing sniff with all the painters and left me on site alone to wrap up all the work 😂 nice one ya cunts 👍🏻 feel like going home and dropping them in the shit

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@wilsoncharlo @NoThanksByeeee @PhilipNeasy @fesshole Not the right plaice for that kind of language

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Why’s some cunt got kisstory playing on his phone while he’s having a shit on the dirty site bogs what’s wrong with people

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Don’t know about running but I once walked 9 miles home from a night out after an argument with my ex. Feet were battered when I got home and the converse just went in the bin

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Covid is a bastard I’ve got all the windows open heating turned off and I’m still sweating my bollocks off

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@secondtierpod @talkSPORT This man is surely smoking the brown, absolutely deluded and full of shit as always

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Work direct for a firm that supplies van, fuel card and tools with holiday and sick pay for less money or work for myself having to pay all that shit but earn slightly more why’s this so hard to decide ffs

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@shannonkeatingx Trust me, it doesn’t work. The truth comes out as soon as I yawn in public.

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Quit 2 jobs in the same week so far 😂

[Jake @Fitzehh]

How have I been sacked 3 times this year my life is an actual joke yeno

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Needs to be a “doesn’t have children” option on the tinder preferences ffs

[Jake @Fitzehh]

The replies to this are a piss take how are people mocking the bloke for shitting himself when there’s a 6ft4 heavyweight unit putting it on him 😂😂 like anyone would react any different ffs

[The Boxing Feed @TheBoxingFeed]

😂 Joseph Parker sticks it on Team Joyce’s manager Shane Watson at the press conference…

#JoyceParker @ProBoxingFans

[Jake @Fitzehh]

Another forced bank holiday and loss of a days wage thanks to the monarchy 🙄

[Jake @Fitzehh]

@NapoleonLeChi Can’t be eating toast at a time like this

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

So this weekend in the UK, shopping centres, theatres, cinemas, cafés, pubs, gyms, rugby grounds and horse racing meets will all be open, but football stadiums won’t.

Just let the absurdity of that sink in.