M.P. Rhodes

Football, Laughter, and Bacon make everything better.

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@mikerodak Losses only don't matter for the SEC. It's a pathetic reach to keep the illusion of "dominance".

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

6-3 Louisville:
• Lost to Ole Miss by 3
• Three losses by a total of 9 points
• Best win: Beat 7-2 SMU

6-3 LSU:
• Lost to Ole Miss by 8
• Three losses by a total of 27 points
• Best win: Beat 6-3 Clemson

Why is LSU ranked and Louisville isn’t?

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@extrastats Good Lord there's a lot of responses that prove reading comprehension is not a skill that enough people possess...

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@DrunkUnkl @extrastats Co-champs

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@QualkTalk When it's super slowed down sure it looks like he had it long enough, but in actuality he doesn't even have control for half a second. Miami has gotten the benefit of literally every call besides this one so far this season. This one play is absolutely not why they lost.

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@ClemsonMSoccer Never in the history of soccer is that a legitimate foul, not even in middle school soccer. If anything the unc player going through ours to get the ball is the only "foul". #letthemplay

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@CollegeFBonX No, he didn't maintain control. Same as dropping a pass when a player hits the ground.

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Time to change our lineup for good. Zirkzee, Lacey, Heaven, and I can't believe I'm saying this but Mount also needs to start. #ManUtd #GloryGloryManUnited @ManUtd

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Clemson kicker Nolan Hauser this year:

✅ 49-yard field goal (LSU)
✅ 20-yard field goal (GASO)
✅ 34-yard field goal (GASO)
✅ 38-yard field goal (GASO)
✅ 50-yard field goal (GASO)
✅ 49-yard field goal (GASO)
✅ 49-yard field goal (UNC)
✅ 21-yard field goal (UNC)
✅ 22-yard field goal (UNC)
✅ 30-yard field goal (Cal)
❌ 48-yard field goal (Cal)
✅ 48-yard field goal (Miami)
✅ 29-yard field goal (Miami)
✅ 41-yard field goal (Charleston So.)
✅ 59-yard field goal (Charleston So.)
✅ 44-yard field goal (Charleston So.)
✅ 34-yard field goal (VA Tech)
✅ 49-yard field goal (VA Tech)
✅ 36-yard field goal (VA Tech)
✅ 35-yard field goal (FSU)
✅ 35-yard field goal (FSU)
✅ 50-yard field goal (FSU)
✅ 46-yard field goal (FSU)
✅ 49-yard field goal (FSU)
✅ 32-yard field goal (Syracuse)
✅ 36-yard field goal (Syracuse)
❌ 57-yard field goal (Syracuse)
✅ 37-yard field goal (Syracuse)
✅ 54-yard field goal (Syracuse)

27/29 (93.1%). Lou Groza award 🔒

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@ClemsonFB is determined to have the worst possible play calls when in the redzone I've ever seen. All season long..

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@KnuppelRodney Chattanooga-Tennessee Tech

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@ManUtd Bruno should be on the bench.

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For the love of God, stop running the pitch and screen to the short side of the field. IT NEVER WORKS!!!!
@ClemsonFB

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@ADavidHaleJoint Sammy Watkins freshman year is unrivaled.

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@SatReportCFB 2018 Clemson being the 9 seed is moronic. Also 1995 Nebraska being the 6 is almost as stupid. 2018 Clemson would boatrace '20 Bama and '22 UGA. Best 2 are '01 Miami and '18 Clemson.

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@CollegeFBonX B and C.

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@ZachLentz82 Imagine if he'd had a fullback to follow... Running goal line plays out of the shotgun is beyond stupid.

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@FabrizioRomano Good! Clear out the front office instead.

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@TheFieldOf68 Oats is such a putz. Whines and cries then tries to act like a tough guy...

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@CollegeFBonX Left side, strong side