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Sun moob

[stephanie @StephanieXAUUSD]

Nikupee reason ya kutokea Monday ?
1. Rent increment
2.KRA access to mpesa statements
3.Transaction cost increment
4.Phones will become expensive to purchase
5.MTumba clothes increment
6.Bundles will become more expensive
Ni hayo Tu kwa sasa🖐️😔

[Pulse Reels @Pulse_Reels]

Boda Boda Rider Sparks Reactions After Performing Dangerous Stunts on Busy Highway

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

wasaliti hamkunishow ni ngori ivoo

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

So we pay a Petroleum Development Levy ON TOP of the fuel price hike? Develop what exactly??

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Ksh 214.25 per litre of petrol. A full tank is now a financial decision. Kenyans didn't vote for this. #EPRAMustExplain

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Kenya Revenue Authority wants their taxes on time but can't explain why Kenyans are paying Ksh 242 for diesel. File by June 30 they say. Survive how exactly? 😭

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

The matatu strike is over — but the fuel prices aren't. Kenyans walked to work, got stranded, and 710 were arrested. What exactly did the "talks" achieve? 👀 #FuelPrices #KenyaStrikes

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Public participation is OPEN. Your voice matters.

#FinanceBill2026 #RejectFinanceBill2026 #KenyaTax

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

I wonder if these police cars use either diesel or petrol

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Several people have been killed in protest violence in Kenya where transport workers blocked roads over government fuel price hikes that took the cost of diesel to record levels.

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

📊 Ruto's approval: only 24% (TIFA Poll, May 2026)
⛽ Fuel at record highs — highest diesel in East Africa
💸 Finance Bill 2026 reintroduces taxes Kenyans rejected in 2024
✊ Protests erupted this week — 4 dead, 348 arrested
With 2027 elections approaching

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

BREAKING: EPRA has revised fuel prices effective TODAY, May 19.

⛽ Diesel: DOWN Ksh 10.06/litre (after nationwide protests & 4 deaths)
⛽ Petrol: UNCHANGED at Ksh 214.25
⛽ Kerosene: UP Ksh 38.60

Kenya still has the HIGHEST diesel prices in East Africa.

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

So EPRA is essentially the face of the cost-of-living crisis right now — every time prices go up, EPRA's announcement is the trigger. The anger at EPRA and at #RutoMustGo are really the same conversation:

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Despite President Ruto's decision in 2024 to reject the Finance Bill after mass protests, Kenya's youth continued to mobilize with #RutoMustGo in response to police violence against protesters and declining standards of living. The feeling now is that the government has backslid

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

this new spotify logo needs to be banned😤😤

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Before you retweet. Before you panic. Before you forward that voice note—
📄 READ THE BILL.
It's public. It's free. It's 2026.
Facts over rumors. Let's build a better Kenya. 🇰🇪 #FactCheck #FinanceBill2026

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

CS Hanna Cheptumo has been in office 5 minutes.
Malaba border: still chaos
Traders: still suffering
Twitter: fully convicted she's already failed
Kenya we need to breathe 😭

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Kenya and Tanzania relationship be like:
Monday: "We are one people, one region 🤝"
Wednesday: trade ban on each other's goods
Friday: "Karibu sana ndugu!" 🤝
East African unity hits different 😭

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Malaba border at 6AM:
Trucks: 📦📦📦📦📦
Customs officers: 🚶‍♂️☕📰
Meanwhile the East African economy: 📉😭
We export goods AND patience at that border.

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

POV: You finally understand compound interest
You at 22: "Save money? Nah, I need these sneakers."
You at 32: "WAIT. If I had just put $200/month away at 22 I'd have HOW much right now??"
opens calculator
closes calculator
opens therapy app😂

[German Flipper @FiveBanks]

Nobody talks about how Kenyan food hits different at 11pm.

Cold ugali. Leftover stew. Eaten standing next to the sufuria in the dark.

No plate. No shame. Just vibes. 😭🔥