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It's the blood.

[🅱️lackula (The Count) @FiveForFedding]

@MostCrucified Jaime : Just uh, throwing this out there sweet sister, but your new scientist buddy lost his chain and also - and this isn't a big deal or anything - RODE WITH VARGO HOAT.
Cersei : I know, it's so lit.

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@ghostofkurta The limit is firmly one (1)

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@Jussdin_ On the one hand Byakuya was just talking shit, on the other hand the fact that Ichigo's "bankai" didn't really do a whole lot at the time other than break every bone in his body said a lot.

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@DJ_Sapien I personally would have brought like... 5 guns.

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@bris_hollow Robert being essentially a highborn sellsword who had no business being king at what? 19? Is so hilarious.

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@am00ry15 Ywach is insanely, comically evil.

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@ChelseaRAR How come these dudes never own shirts that advocate violence for rapists?

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@TV2903 @mattxweltner Genna doesn't exist on the show I don't think. And didn't Arya kill the entirety of the Freys?

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@alphalicent Honestly if Oberyn hadn't lost himself to rage it would have been a flawless victory. Plus he definitely got the confession he wanted and the whole damn world heard it.

[Timeproof Games @timeproofgames]

Viewtiful Joe (GameCube, Capcom, 2003)

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@MizukiAlola You can see fucking Robin Owl but not Kickin' Chicken?

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@menonfilmpod No one ever talks about how the advantage of being quite handsome aided Jet-Li in his career.

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@wettheDIRT Basically that scene from American Beauty when Kevin Spacey quits but he's racist.

[The Mudman 😌☄️ @wettheDIRT]

I think one of my coworkers just went out in a blaze of glory by accusing every black employee of conspiring against him then demanding a bunch of money

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@deadman1derlon @punishednuz Yeah, but then you've got instances like the Young Americans where the instant Starlight leaves they "loosen up" like I get what they're going for but goddamn do they mash the gas.

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@deadman1derlon @punishednuz Never liked this. The Boys prove you can be V empowered and be "normal" for a given value of normal. It makes you wonder if Vought just goes out of their way to find complete freak maniacs. Are supes the bad product or is Vought just a wretched company? (Or both)

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@the_snickman @JaggedGold By that VERY low standard we can maybe squeeze Quisling in there. And... that's about it really. Family Values had a happy-ish ending.

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@JaggedGold @the_snickman Everyone got killed quickly in the first three Badlands arcs. Hell I'd say everyone in every Badlands arc was killed quickly. Struggling to think of one that had even a bittersweet ending other than The Fatal Englishman.

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@ChaserTheFatty @cummieinurtummy @notkaprosuchus @punishednuz Black Noir was designed to kill him. They weren't equal in strength or that would have defeated the fucking purpose.

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@theweeknd Ok. I guess I like The Weeknd now. Fuck.