Red Haiku

United in 17 syllables, and a 5-7-5 formation.

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@AmorimEra @SkySportsLyall What a beautiful non story .... Gather those clicks.

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@UtdJoshua03 'such is the misery' 😆. Manalive. First team player for United. Colour me sad.

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@mufcMPB @David_Ornstein It's most amusing how city with 115 charges against them simply don't give a fuck. Just jumping in to sign players. Seemingly players don't care either. Says a lot about the modern game.

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@DeanJonesSoccer Couldn't care less about a player who wants to join any of those above United. Good luck, bye.

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@UtdMaI What is this trend for completely fabricated quotes? So weird.

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@utdreport Sounds like his heart is in it. As a united fan not sure I'll get it too attached to this dude.

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@UtdJoshua03 Difference is, they won as united players and understood that was their job. To win at all costs.

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This #mufc team seemingly lacks ambition and balls. Most un-united .

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@__scottsaunders The ease with which No can be said and meant, tells its own story.

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@TMtalksball Nuance doesn't work on this site ....

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They got more than us.
But comparison, my friend,
is the thief of joy.

#MUFC #Liverpool

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Sixty bright minutes.
But gloom merchants love a tale
of shadows, not light.

#MUFC

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Measured words he spoke.
But nuance doesn’t trend well
just outrage, on loop.

#MUFC

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Knows fuck all, says lots.
“Just get it done” - like it’s that
simple. Bless their hearts.

#MUFC

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Here we go - again.
Romano spins empty threads.
Mbeumo blinks, confused.

#MUFC

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Not fit to lace boots
of the ones who came before.
But aye, you miss him.

#MUFC

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Legends never spoke.
But here you are, lip-syncing
ghosts to fit your mood.

#MUFC

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Richard Rios now -
whispers in the summer swirl.
Shiny name, no smoke.

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@BenDesigned No argument that we need an excellent window. But. Chelsea are bent all day long and seemingly doing whatever they want. Liverpool are one of the best run clubs in Europe in all facets. We won't catch that up in one summer.

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@PhilHowarth Everything wrong with the club and modern football right there. Christ.