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D-list public figure bc of my day job, so I come here to scream into the void about the beautiful game. #ATLUTD #USMNT

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

stopped tweeting, left #RSG, but never stopped showing out

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

Pour one out for the boyz (DR Congo)

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

YOUTH PASTOR: [Trying way too hard to be cool] In a sense, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus a red card. But then on the third day, God’s disciplinary committee overturned it, so to speak.

CHILDREN: [Confused looks]

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

Gotta get our midfield to start releasing Own Goal into space more often

[Mike Conti @MikeConti929]

Atlanta United, 2025 scoring leaders...
Latte Lath: 7
Own Goal: 4
Miranchuk: 4
Almiron: 3
Thiare: 3
Slisz: 2

[Mike Conti @MikeConti929]

Atlanta United, 2025

In minutes 46-60...
Goals scored: 3
Goals allowed: 18

In minutes 61-74...
Goals scored: 3
Goals allowed: 5

In minutes 75-end of match...
Goals scored: 13
Goals allowed: 7

[Mike Conti @MikeConti929]

That was Atlanta United's fifth second-half stoppage time goal this year: 4 equalizers and 1 winner

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

Nothing like snatching mediocrity from the jaws of defeat in the 99th minute

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

Never grow up

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

When Messi started and played 90 minutes in 18 games, @InterMiamiCF lost 3 of those.

All 3 of those to @ATLUTD. 😳🫡🥶

#MLSCupPlayoffs

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Suarez is gonna bite Guzan

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

Launch Greggggggggg into the fuckn sun

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

For most of his international career, Christian Pulisic has played like he is carrying the #USMNT.

Sometimes, that burden has kept him from being able to express himself.

Now, he has proper support, writes @jeffrueter.

No wonder he's smiling.

https://t.co/e95XhNMVUS

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

@OGchicken8074 @aufcXylph Yes

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

205 fucks

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

accidentally caught the lead-off HR last night

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

My oft-requested thoughts on Matt Olson are,,,,,,can you really trust a man who walks up to a Morgan Wallen song?

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

The committee needs to learn when to use semicolons

[Favian Renkel @FavianRenkel]

Per MLS,

"The MLS Disciplinary Committee has found the Philadelphia Union in violation of the Mass Confrontation Policy after their match against Atlanta United on April 14. Philadelphia has violated the mass confrontation policy for the first time this season, and an Official Warning has been issued to the club and head coach Jim Curtin.

Due to their roles in the mass confrontation, defender Kai Wagner, midfielders Alejandro Bedoya, Dániel Gazdag, Jack McGlynn, and Quinn Sullivan, and forward Julián Carranza have each been fined an undisclosed amount for inciting and/or escalating a mass confrontation."

#Doop #MLS

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

we in this bitch

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bravos

[Johannes Schneider @jocoolwu]

They have just officially given Brad Guzan his 1st career MLS assist! #ATLUTD

[👨🏻‍🚀 @FiveStripes17]

@jocoolwu First in his career, no?