Five_hung_guys

I hit on 16 | Enthusiast of Capitalism | Professional Ball Knower | I am the Puppet Master

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Imagine being 5”5

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Trying to talk shit to bama fans yesterday wasn’t fun cuz they r so mentally retarted and slow they don’t understand anything

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1:19 PM and I have to throw up from my 70/30 Irish Coffee in the uber

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Just ate way too much sfogliatelle as a pre gym snack

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Snapchat now is just horsepussy OF whores everywhere and I mean everywhere

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Put a zyn in for the first time in 3 days and had a panic attack

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Think a requirement to be a uber driver in the city is look like you just hijacked a plane and ur name is spelled like what a fart sounds like

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I was such a dirty little fat chungus today

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@hung_burger 67

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Hometown dump of the sack tn get the hudl tapes on stand by

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The best ability is availability bagman

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@hung_burger Chills

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@hung_burger Sorry didn’t see this was on my yacht

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Never ever ever kill urself

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Moving to city has brought my cooking skills back to just slop bowls and I'm ok with it

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30 hours in Bloomington

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Landed in Chicago…playing the blacking out before my friends land game

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Feeling spooky🎃

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Thank god I'm a Indiana Hoosier