Ian Fiveankles

Former Professional Football Player Turned Current Pundit.

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@chocolarda Top top top top top shithousery of this world.

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Well done Arsenal. As Alan Smith just said, “if you finish top of the table, then you deserve to win the league”.

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⚽ 7th Heaven Football Quiz
📅 May 7 • ⏱️ Timed Challenge

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🏆 PERFECT SCORE!
7/7 correct in 1:37

🎮 Can you beat my score? 👇 https://t.co/0nXZis1XjK

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@arafat_thfc @Exploding_Heads @xdownloaderbot If you're going to download our content, please at least acknowledge it by donating to our kofi account: https://t.co/2LhsBCyuLX

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@neillambertlegs @Exploding_Heads It should be on YouTube. I personally don't understand how online doings work, but I will get back to you once I speak to someone for whom online stuff is in their DNA.

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The game's gone. . .unless it's a British player doing it, which is street smart.

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You hate to see it, but sometimes you love to see it, depending on the nationality of the person who's done it.

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Shrodinger's Player: how can he score if he's in the box but doesn't exist?

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"I've never seen the player play, but he's not good enough"

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Trying to win Denise back, not sure I've chosen quite the right song. . .

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“If you want to go punch for punch then you need to get more legs on the field”, Gary Neville, Man City v Arsenal

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@SirGuyGuisborne This guy's okay, but for me he's getting it wrong. It’s all systems and frameworks until a rogue nation pings one top bins and suddenly the model’s gone.

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@ben_a1899 We're still testing it in the wind tunnels, but we're aiming for full episodes going live at the start of the next domestic season.

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I stand by this. . .

(Taken from the forthcoming Sports Horn 3 / Ian Fiveankles Show)

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"if Somalia bought Fulham, I'd forgive them all the piracy, I really would."

Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sportswashing.

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Taken from "The Ian Fiveankles Show"

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Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw.

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Champions' League latter stages, so everyone is naturally talking about Manchester United

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What does this mean for Manchester United?

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I haven't read this, but highlights include:
- karaoke with Gregg Wallace
- failing to stay friends with his ex wife despite buying her a subscription to Take A Break magazine
- being president of "Opal Fruits Should Go Back To Being Called Opal Fruits" Club

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🗣️ “I never expected my marriage would end after 34 years, but Lucie bowled into my life and, wow, what a force of nature. And the rest is history.”

Former Sky Sports host Richard Keys sets the record straight about the perception of him as a ‘love rat’ and remembers his ideal Christmas Day ⤵️
https://t.co/aqmBiGMR17

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Coming soon: The Ian Fiveankles Show on @StakPod

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Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

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Insights from Steve "Bouldy" Bould as to why Arsenal are so hated right now. With unbiased interview from yours truly.

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@Alreytchuck Have you played it with the sound on? To the end?

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The moment a commentator refers to Havertz as Arteta’s “bitch”:
#Arsenal

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Good to see the President consulting Luis Suárez on the Middle East. He'll get his teeth into this, for sure.