FivesTheFifth

28 yo NFSW fan fiction writer, I love Pokémon and The Owl House

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

In that case, Fox and Friends owes Kamala Harris 167 appearances.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He wasn’t joking.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

LOL your "inside source" is an unemployed Nazi ham planet named "Catturd"

[Out of Context Unova @OOC_Unova]

i'm a genius

[Kat • KHIV HYPE 2027 IS OUR YEAR @Legend_MythaKat]

:)

[Dalanie Harris 💖🤓 @DalanieHarris]

Am I just getting older or is everything weird now

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

Violence at polling places? What kind of third-world shit-hole country has Trump turned us into?

[T🌸comms in bio @tecchi_kun]

chrom🥹

[Wildoup @Wildou_p]

#Nトコ

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

OMG! You can hear the emotion in this 77-year-old woman's voice. 🥺😭 Texas is flipping blue, y'all. 🙌🙏💪👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[FivesTheFifth @FivesTheFifth]

@Val3xplicit once again you inspired great works, be proud

[FivesTheFifth @FivesTheFifth]

Happy Halloween!

Willow Park is a normal, perfectly average girl who doesn’t have any horrible secrets or curses that interact with how she presents herself day to do.

No siree, and she CERTAINLY has all the medication she needs to stay that way, right?

https://t.co/9XyMYVBBIE

[Northeastern Rube @ColaWarsVeteran]

Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Breaking news Walz got bitches 35 years ago before getting married