Carlos Manzano

LA based Fixer.
All I know is extravagant things.

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

When asked "what do you do?", the only appropriate response is "whatever it takes."

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 (raises hand)
^ can confirm. he did indeed party there a lot

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 Bad news hoes (bad news bears)
Cool Hoeings (cool runnings)
Crazy rich hoes (crazy rich asians)

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 Hear me out:
Mask with an image of bucket full of Mexican beers... and the bucket has the mango deck logo

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@Vicious726 Bruh why you gotta confess your undying love for me on Twitter?

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 I guess we're not getting buff Mitch back

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@M_es2020 What if in my last-will-and-testament, I request that you pull a "Weekend at Bernies" and use my corpse for a post-mortem celeb shot?

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@Vicious726 Day 47 of quarantine:
"yo, I think that beer can is flirting with me"

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 naw

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 Naw dude, I used to work at a starbucks and my coworkers would play their own music instore all the time. Its easy to hook up to their sound system. Point is, Sbux corporate doesn't provide music.

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 They knew you were gonna make a run for the border and fly that bitch to Cabo.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 Just tell me when. I've been wanting to go see him live

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 <3

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@AshleyJ Dead by daylight

[Hᴀɴ @imhannahrenee]

drivers in California would rather die than let you merge no joke

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 So you're gonna be a supervisor now or is this a different promotion?

[Carlos Manzano @Fivesss]

@M_es2020 Don't call me Santiago, it's Freddy Krueger now, cuz im always lurkin...

[Alex Tan @jalexandertan]

everyone that visits LA:

“hey i’m in town we should hang out by the way i’m staying 25 miles away from you and i don’t have a car so you have to drive to me and i’m only free at 6pm aka peak rush hour"