Matt Vasquez

[Matt Vasquez @FixAmerica2032]

Here are my plans to fix America as President in 2032. I’m not taking on 2028.

First, if a football game ever allows for this sequence to occur, all producers shall be sentenced to life in prison: touchdown, commercial, kickoff, commercial

[Matt Vasquez @FixAmerica2032]

If you say “I’m giving you some time back” after ending a meeting early, you will be sentenced to at least one year in prison per person on the call. #fixamerica #corporate

[Matt Vasquez @FixAmerica2032]

If you say that “it means more” in relation to the SEC, you shall be dropped into a shark tank. @SECNetwork #fixamerica #2032 #SEC

[Matt Vasquez @FixAmerica2032]

All scalpers shall: upon even a thought of scalping, have their own scalps removed. #fixamerica #2032

[Matt Vasquez @FixAmerica2032]

If a person pronounces the L in salmon, they shall automatically receive five years in jail on the first offense. #fixamerica #2032