Joe Praino

Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@Nyc4loveof @2plus2equals4_ @jalenbrunson1 I was talking to the other guy. The one who said Jalen asked for this.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@2plus2equals4_ @Nyc4loveof @jalenbrunson1 Lol you have 30 followers, you’re not “the media.”

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Ravens fans thought John Harbaugh was the problem. 😂

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Bye week and then the pathetic fucking Eagles.

[💧𝕲𝖎𝖆 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖔🔥 @GiaSerafino17]

Nothing says protecting women’s sports like disrupting women’s sports events and turning them into a circus, so you can get engagement, milk a political grift, promote your own brand, and face, all while taking attention away from the female athletes.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Great, now every booking is gonna have a $75 “sign fee” to cover the posterboard & markers they need for picketing.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@VREG_802 @esjesjesj Great and then when she wins we’ll all agree that women can beat men in swimming?

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Too perfect 😂

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

The Knicks said it was “an unfortunate mistake” just to get people like you to stfu already about it so they can move on

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Brewers fans Knicks fans
🤝
Defending the billionaire team owner who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@whosevelt They get it. They’re just pretending not to so they can simp for their favorite asshole billionaire.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

I find it pretty hilarious that people think James Dolan signs off on the day to day operations of MSG’s security team 😂😂😂😂

When they physically removed a franchise great from his seats and banned him for life, they did it solely on their own. Total non story.

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

I find it pretty hilarious that people think James Dolan signs off on the day to day operations of MSG’s cybersecurity team 😂😂😂😂

If you’re mad about the stadium staff not getting rings, that’s all good and well if you’d like. As far as a security perspective, nothing wrong was done here, total non story

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Lol, just kidding. This is a phishing scam and you fell for it. You’re fired.

Sincerely,
James Dolan

PS - you’re also not getting a ring.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

You have terminal cancer.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@hnejr Lol no one is arguing phishing emails aren’t a real thing. We are saying that making one about the championship rings that he’s not giving his employees is scumbag behavior.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Holy shit. I didn’t think this guy could have a worse take than being the world’s biggest Julius Randle fan, but here we are.

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

In every real corporate job in America, companies run phishing emails tests to stop employees from clicking random BS that hackers use to breach systems and potentially bankrupt the company.

It’s called cybersecurity.

But it’s Dolan and the Knicks, so suddenly it’s a scandal.

In some companies I have worked for if you just ignore the phishing emails and don’t report it as a phishing email you get dinged and have to do a training.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@CVas317 They’re the fucking worst. They’d be defending him if he sent out phishing emails saying their spouses had cancer.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@DJAceNBA Yeah they did. You should know that since you POSTED A SCREENSHOT FROM THE ATHLETIC.

Perhaps read the thing you’re defending so it’s less obvious that you’re just sucking off your favorite billionaire asshole.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

It’s “Fuck James Dolan Forever” and if you ever wavered on that, you’re not a real Knicks fan.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources.

Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources.

Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test.

https://t.co/CitRwUv4bJ

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Enes Kanter called local, state and federal authorities to say he was scared.

LOLOLOL he must’ve thought some WNBA fans were gonna target him in a pick & roll.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Inviting the Baseball Gods over for dinner on the eve of your first WS in forever and then serving them shit sandwiches is certainly a strategy.

Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.

[Emily Mae 🎤 @emilymaeheller]

Update from the #Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation. #MLB #WorldSeries