Joe Praino

Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Knicks in 3

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

I don’t think it would be possible for the Knicks to lose a game where, between the starting lineups and tip-off, the lights go down, the Undertaker music plays, and Charles Oakley walks to an empty seat in the former players row.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@Rofootball87 I know you’re too poor to have left whatever shit dump town you grew up in, but there’s a whole world outside the US and they all watch the NBA. Cry more, bitch.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

“Sure. They’re counting all the viewers!”

This world is full of losers but Clay is runaway winner for the biggest.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Sure. NBC is counting broadcast TV and streaming numbers together, a metric that has never existed before. The NBA Finals will probably average around 14 million viewers this year, less than half of what Michael Jordan’s Bulls got in 1998, when way fewer people lived in the US.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@Rofootball87 😂😂😂😂 you dumb bitch

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@Rofootball87 Man, they’re sure making more and more money every year for being dead. Thank god it’s not alive, they’d buy the whole planet.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

If you ever feel stupid, don’t be hard on yourself. There are people out there who watched the Spurs beat Deni Avdija, Mike Conley and Naz Reid and came to the conclusion they’re ready for the Knicks. 😭

[Notorious @thenotorious617]

If you ever feel stupid, don’t be hard on yourself. There are people out there who watched the Knicks beat CJ McCollum, Quentin Grimes and Andre Drummond and came to the conclusion they’re ready for the Spurs. 😭

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Russ retiring on the day Odell returns to the Giants is gonna make for a great @TheDirtySports tonight. 😏

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Ten-time Pro-Bowl quarterback Russell Wilson is finalizing a deal to become a CBS Sports analyst. Wilson won a Super Bowl, the Walter Payton Man of the Year award and now leaves the NFL to become an analyst on the network’s pregame show that includes James Brown, Nate Burleson and Bill Cowher.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Will is a Philly fan. Let that sink in for a second. He eats gas station sandwiches, then goes to games to yell racial slurs and root for opponents injuries…but Knicks fans are insufferable.

[Will Negron @HomeoftheThrill]

Yes. This Knicks team is kind of fun, and normally I wouldn’t mind seeing them win. But their fans are the most insufferable human beings on the planet and deserve to feel only pain.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@pkeithb81 @ClayTravis Nice theory. Total bullshit. But nice theory.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Go woke, go broke! Right @ClayTravis?

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Riley Gaines becoming a Giants fan would be so fitting since they also regularly finish 4th.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

So Jaxson Dart believes in secure borders, that boys and girls are different, and being white isn't inherently bad? Cool.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

The first two rounds of the NBA playoffs had the highest ratings since 1997.

Clay stays lying and the racist fans can stay gone.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Advice to NBA if Trump attends a Knicks finals game: welcome him! Tens of millions of Trump voters love basketball & stopped watching because NBA insulted & rejected them. Since then ratings have tanked. Disastrous for NBA. Welcome back Trump voters. Republicans buy sneakers too!

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@IbnKhaldune @BillyBonnell @AdelineDimond Just explaining why this moron supports him. She doesn’t care about his policies at all. She just wants more Zionist trash in positions of power.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@AdelineDimond @BillyBonnell If you believe that, I have some homeless disappearing crystals to sell you.

But you don’t believe that, you’re just a lying piece of shit.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@AdelineDimond @BillyBonnell Not all Jews support genocide. Just the piece of shit ones.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@AdelineDimond @BillyBonnell I didn’t think it would freak you out. I’m explaining to Billy why you’re a piece of shit.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@AdelineDimond @BillyBonnell No, I’m not. I look forward to other ugly Zionists showing up in my comments, so I can mock their deformities too.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

@BillyBonnell @AdelineDimond No, she doesn’t care because she’s a Zionist. Selling pictures of teenage girls is easy to support when you already support carpet bombing elementary schools.

[Joe Praino @FixYourLife]

Why does Wemby wear a mouthguard? Who is elbowing him in the face, three 12-year olds stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat?