Nothing turns a liberal into Sonic the Hedgehog faster than a Muslim yelling about God in Arabic.
Odd behavior for people who insist fear of Muslims is an irrational phobia.
A Jewish man in his nineties goes to confession. He confesses to the priest that he is having relations with a woman in her twenties. The priest says, “But you are Jewish. Why are you telling me?” The man says, “I’m telling everybody.”
@canthelpmenow7 Things I want to call your kitty: “Little Pretty Kitty One” (from the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” by Thurston Harris)
Things I want to call my kitty: “Mr. Mischief” and “Asshole” 😂❤️
@DeraCalla@sappholives83 Alcohol doesn’t hydrate you, it DEHYDRATES you!!! That’s why it’s so important to drink water along with alcohol so you’re not agonizing over a hangover the next day!!
@jk_rowling@Twitter For those saying being transgender has nothing to do with whether or not someone is a rapist: research shows that crossdressing, included under the trans umbrella, is the most common paraphilia of convicted sex offenders. Here are about a hundred examples
https://t.co/ZY7kuVVLTe