Unruly Heather Marulli

🔮Writer, stand up, busy businesswoman🔮Seen on @ComedyCentral & @RoastBattle 💅🏼 @UnrulyPodcast [email protected]

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Argued with a man today who tried to say there’s a wage gap because women don’t do “important” jobs like men do, such as “building skyscrapers or repairing roads”. Does this man build skyscrapers or repair roads?? No, he does the most important job of all time…stand up comedy

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Backrooms but it’s the Citadel Mall in Colorado Springs, Colorado. If you know, you know.

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

If I reference “The Quiet Woman,” and you have no idea what I’m talking about, you are not my peer!!!

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Sigh….how many of these are they going to make?

[michi³⁰ᴵ⁰⁷ @gofckapineapple]

Cillian Murphy and Jack O'Connell on the set of 'A Quiet Place III' on June 4, 2026 in New York City.

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Love a pile of detritus

[Solve SF @solve_sf]

This is an interesting one. 15th and South Van Ness.

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Posts like these are why I’m never, ever getting off of this app

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Angelenos after trying and failing to get tickets to The Odyssey in IMAX 70 mm

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

@khiazmos I’m sober and I miss the debauchery of it all

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

@imtweetn @SeveredFromX @simpsons_DG Oh so you’re just imagining things

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

I ordered frozen shrimp and Amazon Fresh brought me frozen peas. That’s what I get for indulging a technocrat!!!

[𖤓˚₊ 𝙲𝙹 ˚.⋆☽ @orlocksdaughter]

This is still my favourite letterboxd review of all time

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

A restaurant mistakenly forgot to charge me for an oat milk latte. And in this economy, no, I will not be reporting that error!!

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

someone wit this pfp just dm'd me on instagram

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

I had to check his age to make sure I can say that he’s hot.

[★ @POPin4k]

Richard Gere’s son Homer Gere is currently going viral for his “regular body” after featuring in the latest Euphoria episode

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

@grandehometown @PopCrave People have sex their entire lives. She’s also not 80. She’s not even 70 yet. You sound prude as hell

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

How it feels seeing a movie at the AMC Burbank 8:

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

People who take their shoes off in movie theaters need to be stopped!!

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Yesterday, my life changed when I entered the Capital One Lounge at JFK for the first time. The little avocado toasts and deviled eggs with everything seasoning altered my brain chemistry. There is no going back after entering an airport lounge!!

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Sorry, haven’t been tweeting because I’m in NYC and my life is currently going well