Martyn aka 'Fixit'

I'm someone who technically makes News & Sport on TV. I like Real Ale too. All my own words unless stated, yadda yadda yadda...

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@guyrleech @itvnews You have your own development network, surely you have your own VPN?

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@flightradar24 Took so long to get going because a lot of LH standby crew suddenly reported sick...?

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@back_the_BBC Absolute disgrace. What was the NET2 director thinking? No reason Newsnight couldn't be given a 2 minute over-run for an electoral declaration!
Having said that, why did the returning officer(s) authorise such a nonsense song & dance stage reset in the middle of the declaration?

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@KirstieMAllsopp @British_Airways @BBCSounds Kirstie - https://t.co/ECBM5l9b5Z

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@sargentcidered @BBCSport @BristolCity We were acknowledged briefly in the package about his career to date. I do wonder if we couldn't have done more with Antoine and could've made more when he inevitably left for the Prem.

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@swissdane @ChrisGreenwayUK It will close at 0000G (0200 CEST) on 27th June.

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@TheRegister .... FYI - worth a mention somewhere..!

[Guy Leech @guyrleech]

Hey @FathomDotAI , if your AI correctly identifies that the only external participant in a meeting is a no show, you might want to not send that person the notes in case they include private conversations 😂

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@eustontap @llandoger_trow Isn't a pint supposed to be 95% liquid?
That head looks rather large for 5%...
Not a great advert, but it's probably a good beer...

[Conor McNamara @ConorMcNamaraIE]

Would you like a behind the scenes tour of the BBC MOTD Studios? Or to sit alongside the brilliant @Iandennisbbc for a commentary?

Silent Auction raising money for the Hunt Family Fund – (in memory of BBC Commentator John Hunt’s wife and daughters.)

https://t.co/3exIXDqzGh

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

Is #RuebynRicardo always this incompetent or did he find the $20K left in his dressing room?
Absolutely dreadful performance with clear video evidence to boot!

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@murrell_richard @Trevor_Horn_ I'm very jealous - it must have been fascinating!

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@LukoLevic

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

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[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@MoneySavingExp They've removed our local postbox in preparation for this, so No!

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@miss_v_hastings @ThatDavidHarper Obviously a guilty pleasure, but it's nothing a gentleman should feel embarrassed about!
" 🎶 Four fingers of fun are just enough .....if you're constrained by being at work 🎵"

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@plyons45 "OK, so which one of you was Output Editor tonight? The P45 is on reception...."

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@SW_Help Been there, JS. No.7 is where they start to hurt and you've had an awful last two.
Empathy & look after yourself.

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@itvfootball @ITVSport That virtual desk model is awful. How long did it take GFX to make? <20 minutes it looks like!

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@JacquiOatley @Lionesses Or perhaps this match was ...

Now, how can we get them to adopt "The Great Escape"?
@England @EnglandFootball

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@JacquiOatley @Lionesses Surely we can abandon "Sweet Caroline" and align with the men's team for ... "The Great Escape".
Most exciting I've ever witnessed!

[Martyn aka 'Fixit' @FixitMJC]

@SwissRamble Surely we can abandon "Sweet Caroline" and align with the men's team for ... "The Great Escape".
Most exciting I've ever witnessed!