Fake Donald Trump

Fake political commentator with the fake tan and fake hair made of dead squirrel. The four bankruptcies and three wives are real.

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@SiegristA @DannyZuker Way to go Amanda! Loving on celebrities solely to get retweets is surely a way to get ahead in this world.

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@jonahweiland @richardroeper Because I have thick luscious locks of hair and you don't?

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@DannyZuker And you're so ugly, the only thing dumber than putting you on camera would be putting @THEGaryBusey on TV!

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@holytaco Nobody said money buys taste. Or witty retorts.

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@DannyZuker You can't even do failure right! Trying going bankrupt sometime and backing the USFL! Now that takes talent.

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The White House Correspondents' dinner was so boring this year- I guess that's what happens when I'm too busy at home washing my hair.

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@garrettn Only if I could fit it in between my successful hotel empire, and my successful TV show, and all my other successes.

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I have a lot of @Apple stock--- and I miss Steve Jobs. Tim Cook must immediately create an iPhone with a bigger screen, about 10".

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@KingofRough I like Chinese people! Where else can you get government-sponsored cheap labor for my clothing line? Bangladesh?

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@JaneyGodley I wouldn't be where I was today without free market capitalism's benefits like other people's money and child labor.

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I remember when the Apprentice became the number one show on T.V. Now NBC is the #5 network about to slide to #6 starting Sunday.

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Thanks for the tremendous support for my shirts, ties and suits at Macy's. They do great because of cheap child labor from overseas.

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Exactly. Call me when he's gone bankrupt a couple of times. RT @TimKnowsBest @40billion 8 year olds are idiots and should be seen,not heard.

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What apology? If someone I accused of being guilty wasn't, they'd be white enough and rich enough to prove their innocence.

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@Politics_PR There's nothing tacky about my tweets, my love of gold-plated everything, or my long, luscious locks of hair.

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@arthuromeo Oh please. You clearly didn't have that many brain cells to begin with if you were watching Fox in the first place.

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@Justin_Stangel Because you haven't given me enough reason to sue you yet.

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“Being true to yourself and your work is an asset. Remember that assets are worth protecting.” I say this about my hair daily.

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@EmilyDreyfuss I wrote the book, you should read it. It's available in 99 cents bins nationwide.

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This Sunday’s All-Star @ApprenticeNBC features the return of Joan Molinsky--I mean @Joan_Rivers. Who, by the way, is totally overrated.