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cowbell enthusiast, midwest nationalist

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@wittgenfine I’m waiting to be able to hedge Gio Scotti’s weight fluctuations

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@snailtattoo BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP YEAH

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@morcheeseba I'm more annoyed this is normal than personally aggrieved. Juice isn't worth the squeeze here.

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Coworker dropped “I hate men” in the Teams chat and I just don’t think that should be normal

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@popocambou Based

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@bionic_ooze They’d give her a medal

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@pglonghouse Xanadu fans check in

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@cairoasmith I actually watch tennis I’ve earned the right

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@nicklandack Meh

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@loureedfan Was this a bus with assigned seating or a local transit bus

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@loureedfan LMFAOOOOO

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@bluebloodcat8 It means only a sicko would enjoy a chocolate beverage on a crisp autumn day

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@snailtattoo The bestttt

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@dicew0man No

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@AnaKrivolapova Do you like Herzog at all?

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@sadreturns @thatgroyper2 “Sir, we’ve discovered your mistress… is a Chinese spy.”

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“My mistress is CHINESE?”

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@dicew0man You are one of my favorite people Kathy

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@bradkelly “hey, maybe you just don’t like books”