‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ

god's most hated evil bisexual

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

ᅟ
ᅟlove me , ᅟ hold me ,
ᅟkeep me from harm .

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

this is me btw

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

me not being held right now should be a war crime.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

this is me btw

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

i say this when my mom is literally british.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

hmmmm. hm. hmmm. i'll have to try that. but he may be too dedicated to the bit.

[𝙷. 𝙽𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚁 @DRAMA_F0R_LIFE]

Ask him to say Tuesday or anything about the weather over there, perhaps a question about the traffic as a bonus. That'll confirm or deny your suspicions.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

||. i have crashed my brain car directly into a wall

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

||. i cant do this anymore i'm struggling so bad it's literally just two more pages but LORDDDDDD

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

i have a british friend but i think he's lying to me secretly.

[𝙷. 𝙽𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚁 @DRAMA_F0R_LIFE]

I thought that for the longest time, just to date a British person.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

i don't think british people are real.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

inhale. exhale. "You know how I get about boats. Were you there when I broke three pens in rapid succession? Yeah."

a giggle , then.

"Christ , I need to be babysat , don't I?"

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

i am too pretty to be so sleepy

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

now i desperately need a napoleon body pillow.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

her grip loosens slightly , but then she nearly drops the damn thing. "Sorry. Didn't realize I was over here trying to strangle a beverage."

ships. oh lord. she points at him.

"You have to catch me if I faint."

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

he was british so i guess it struck a nerve. dude for real said " why is that little french freak here ". LAAAAME. lame!

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

she's fucking white - knuckle gripping it.

"I would like that. Very much. Yes. Yes , please."

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

i said the same thing!!! like totally no offense to you since you're one of them but men are so sensitive sometimes!!! fucking in the napolebed should be an honor!!!

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

a guy got really jealous once , actually.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

we fuckin on da napoleon bed 2nite

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍ᓚᘏᗢ ‍ ‍* ‍ . ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍‍𝓡 .ᐟ @FlNESTSKYL4RK]

( eyes immediately widen at the mention of napoleon , like a dog hearing the word treats. )

n — nap ... bet that was ... ( struggling. ) ooh. i would've loved that.