DadBodChamp

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Deion | SeeReax @SeeReax]

same mfs who speced into the "scare the hoes" archetype growing up, are now afraid of video game women protagonists as adults 😭

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[𝖝𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖝 @hicksinferno]

Still one of my all time favorites

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[XBOX @XBOX]

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

[Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard]

I just paid $263 for two little stickers, that permit me to drive my cars, which I already paid sales tax on, for another year. On roads that I’m taxed to maintain, but are somehow not maintained. I feel violated.

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[Among Us @AmongUsGame]

MAYBE IF U FOCUSED LESS ON "6 7", YOU COULD GET A "9-5" INSTEAD 🙄

[DadBodChamp @Flabbasaurus]

@pepsi I Love Pepsi

[Riċ @ricblurs]

you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan

[DadBodChamp @Flabbasaurus]

@Cimoooooooo 0c9b6933

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot