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@grok @WW3finalboss @BarackObama Legally shaky because GOP made it damn near impossible for Obama...let's not forget proper context. Just gotta go back and look how parties voted.

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@FranceskAlbs Egypt Authorities....Maybe only intervene after Hamas captures them and begins to behead them all one by one. Then step in.

Then maybe....jusssssttttt maybe they will be forced to be in the real world. Not lala land with rainbows and bunny rabbits.

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@FranceskAlbs @Melaniebelizi Yeah authorities.... do your utmost to ensure these MORONIC KARENS can walk into a war zone like the most entitled tourist in human history.

Actually. Let that happen.

See what happens.

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@Melaniebelizi
Probably one of the dumbest people in human history.

You're so dumb and entitled that you thought you could enter a warzone and be treated like a tourist.

Got the 🍿 in my hands. Hope they hold you until the middle east wars are over (gonna be awhile).

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@SecRubio Stop pretending that the countries mentioned have not been standing next to Israel since Oct 7 and beyond. GOP doesn't have to add any context whatsoever anymore. Followers would just salute and walk off the cliff because GOP leaders say its good for them and patriotic.

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@Owenusmc21 I can't wait for the row boat meta at the PGC finals.

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@Jamzor Congrats 👏 🥳 🍻

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@Osint613 Sailing under a Palestinian flag towards the Israeli navy. They will be stopped.

Then Greta will try and play victim, cry about Israeli aggression because they're not obligated to feed her entitlement disorder and willingness to ignore the warnings of common sense and the IDF

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@AdamLucioWX
You really need to chill. Tornados are possible in the Rockies, seen it, sure. But to have the entire rocky mountain area in red.....its 🤡
Thousands of you infest the road. The days of not having infinite access to storm info is over. This is just disaster safari

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@USAttyEssayli Why are they masked up??? Is this the new KGB and SS???

Why the fuck would they be covering their faces if they had absolutely NOTHING to hide???

Show your faces. You work for us as the end of the day.

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@Glendaragnarson @LauraKY06 Based on what exactly???

What an absolute moron.

MAGAsites attack our democracy Jan 6.....then calls other AMERICANS enemies of America. Right. And Hitler was just a charismatic guy too right. Yeh fkin door knob

How is the food at the Kremlin???

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@Glendaragnarson Also. You wording it with the word "actual" implies you got a lot to hide behind, like you have something to defend
And nazi.....it was a political party. Are you referring to the final solution backing SS? Can you point out Austria or Czech Republic on a map?
Get wrecked.

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@Glendaragnarson Spoiler alert. You mother fuckers literally attacked our democracy Jan 6 and throwing democrats into the category of terrorists is about as Kremlin as this tweet gets.
Stop being a shit person.

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@WNBA Clearly has a MAJOR race problem. Until this is addressed, the league will never have legitimacy. @brittneygriner @Reese10Angel behavior compared to NBA stars is night and day. It's basketball. Not real housewives of Atlanta. What a joke of a league.

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@KILYAKAii @eastcjoe Lame. Unfollwed, un-repost.

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@katywinge Stop.... the referees were not the series deciding factor.

Ever since the MAGAsite Jan 6 attack on our democracy via insurrection, I've noticed a HUGE increase of people blaming officials when we lose (sports, politics, work etc).

STOP, take some accountability.
It's pathetic

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@NuggetsWorldd Just get MPJ out, dude is such a HUGE liability on defense and is only worth the money when he hits some 3's on a regular basis. He does not, still holds a higher trade value.
I don't blame him for this last series, but darn. Consistently inconsistent on defense.

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See how it works out for you all.

You would be selling phones at t-mobile or at&t while dreaming of being in real housewives of atlanta if you didn't play ball.

Be
Humble

Or the WNBA has NO chance beyond C.C.

Just saying. NBA stars are friends.

It's simple math.

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@Reese10Angel Less Real Housewives of Atlanta drama and more basketball.
Seriously though, it's why no one watches the WNBA. Bunch of entitled drama queens.
Keep being a "cat" to other players that attracts more fans to the WNBA than you. Then cry about equal pay to the NBA.

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@Osint613 I mean, to be fair, Floridians would be irate if their key lime pie ingredients started to print labels in Spanish.