The Flabbyless Momma

I am a mother of 3, married to the man of my dreams and a complete nutcase!

[WCHS #308 Athletics @wchs_308sports]

Best wishes to Girls Lacrosse as they host Normal West today in the first game of the IHSA Postseason. Game time is at 5pm at Babcook Field. Admission is $5 per person. A win today would advance the Panthers to Friday vs Lincoln Way Central.

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

@elonmusk Oregon Trail!

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

Damn Gina! We gonna be rollinlike the Flintstones up in here if these prices continue!

#gasprices
#pedalpower
#VROUMVROUM
#imtoopoortoaffordthat
#ibewalking

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

Dear #America, can y'all just calm your tits down! It's getting hostile up in here, worse than election night on the #HillaryClinton campaign! Lets #MakeAmericaGreatAgain & just love one another and agree to disagree!
#TheRealDonaldTrump

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

Me after cheat day....

#skinnyjeans
#CheatDay
#Dietland
#Moms
#toosmall

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

#theinternetisfake
#comedy
#SundayMorning
#JimmyFallon
#ineedajob
#ithinkimfunny
#dontquityourdayjob
#idonthaveadayjob
#momlife

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

#viralvideo
#ViralVideos
#viral
#Kids
#comedy

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

One day they need therapy because their childhood was filled with weirdness. But until then....
#mommy
#Weird
#kidsreact

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

@TheEllenShow Do you have any job openings for a smartass? They seem to be in short supply these days. . . .

Asking for a friend!

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

If I eat this stalk of celery, what do you think the odds are that I will fall madly in love with it.....

About as much as kale!! And I honestly have a large hatred for kale!

#theflabbylessmomma
#cleaneating
#ihatecelery
#kalesucks

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Dear World,
Can we just agree 2 disagree? Like, every1 is different w/different views & opinions & that's ok. We r all different! Isn't that awesome? Have compassion & love. We only get 1 life 2 live!

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

I shaved my legs today since the weather is finally getting warm.

Then, I went to the dollar store to buy some Draino, to unclog the bathroom sink!

On a positive note, I like I may have lost a few ounces after shaving my legs!

#everyouncecounts
#flabbylessmomma

[The Flabbyless Momma @FlabbyLessMomma]

How exactly do you restore your body back to "factory settings".......?

It's celery and kale, right?

Please don't say celery and kale!

#fudge
#eatingrightsucks
#bornthisway
#flabbylessmomma