Simon Flaccid

The Flaccidator. I live up my own arse. I worship the ground I float on. If you name drop I'll send a bolt of electrickery into your tiny mind.

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

Wouldn’t it be so magical nay revolutionary if all boycotted auntie beeb’s footballing bonanza extravaganza #MOTD so a geezer in props is forced to steady the ship and then stands up & walks off #bbc #bunchof #donnydickheads

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Whoever takes over from @GaryLineker on MOTD is a weasel. A fucking collaborator in this sinister mess.

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

This will be ace - Roy was a master entertainer - a brilliant mentor - a wonderful man - Love him ❤️

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Looks like we go again podcast playmates >>>

https://t.co/g7ROR6GnOY
Groundhog Day looms once again
Other Episodes are available but not preferable
Other podcast are available but not this good - yummy!
‘Hilarious’ said no one ever! You decide #comedy #politics #satire #Boris

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

New Podcast Alert!! The brand new Bory Tory Leadership PM battle podcast of 'What The F'F'Flacid Was That!?' is available now. Fun and frolics with our mad satirical swipe at Power podcast. Featuring the slow metaphorical deaths of Rishi Sunak & Liz Truss https://t.co/AgVrRuxBVd

[Chris Russell @MrNeet]

So the big choice gets made public on Monday.

Here’s the final interview which may have swung it the victors way.

https://t.co/J3Y6cqpuPq #truss #rishi #ToryChaos

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

This is our latest podcast - go listen - let’s see if it has any impact on the result of the battle to be the brand new Prime Minister 😅😂

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

THE PODCAST is out - here’s the reviews “very funny” “biting satirical wit” “unremarkable” “awful” “not getting that 26 mins back!” “I liked it when Sunak & Truss had the lives shocked right out of them”
“I’ve heard funnier deaths” What d’you think? 👂

https://t.co/fXzSIAtHPJ

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

While you wait - https://t.co/fXzSIAtHPJ

- think of us like Kwik Fit - while you wait for the damage - listen to the Truss v Sunak alternative - we will be the less funny version 😉 #TrussvSunak #Torybattle #satire

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Mocking MP’s - Sacking Iconic stalwarts - my god what in the world is this BBC - the bloody Roman Empire - for further mocking and shocking MP’s listen to this yer dry lunch #bbc #trussvsunak https://t.co/fXzSIAtHPJ

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Mocking MP’s - Sacking Iconic stalwarts - my god what in the world is this BBC - the bloody Roman Empire - for further mocking and shocking MP’s listen to this yer dry lunches #laughyoumuppets #bbc #trussvsunak https://t.co/fXzSIAtHPJ

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

New episode of our podcast ‘What The F’F’Flaccid Was That!? ‘ is available now for your gorgeous earoles -Take a break - escape from the turmoils of today - have a giggle on us ❤️ satire at its finest… said no one ever!
just 20mins of mayhem pls share
https://t.co/PBdjLzUISu

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Things to be proud of this year No 1:
Began 2021 working on this mad comedy ‘MINT SPIES’. I wrote a TV pilot and produced a trailer to promote the show. “Never reveal our name!!!”

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Things to be proud of this year
No 2: wrote a new play ‘Get It On’ as part of a community project - play will be produced with the local community summer 2022 at @PrincesTheatre based on the turbulent @WeeleyFest1971
10,000 were allowed 150,000 turned up. Music & Mayhem 😉

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

We're on @ApplePodcasts @applepodcast247 whoop whoop! New & 1st Ep of 'What The F'F'Flaccid was That!?' #Boristheliar Special - where he receives a hog-roasting from various comedy spits @FlaccidSimon will be the host -Boris'll be the toast! My xmas gift;)
https://t.co/s2xiEklXX2

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

We're on @ApplePodcasts @applepodcast247 whoop whoop! New & 1st Ep of 'What The F'F'Flaccid was That!?' #Boristheliar Special where he receives a hog-roasting on a variety of comedy spits @FlaccidSimon is t’host -Boris'll be the toast! My xmas gift to all https://t.co/q7gWDqa1tz

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

Yep, I play the host #BorisJohnson is the toast

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

It’s Saturday! It’s 12 o’clock - time for a Boris bashing @MrNeet
Our new madcap satirical podcast ‘What The F’F’Flaccid Was That!? Boris Johnson special (even tho he isn’t) up now-only 20mins of your life - laugh and revel in his slow and painful demise https://t.co/q7gWDqa1tz

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

It’s always me me me - and that’s the way Ah ha Ah ha I like it! Can Bo Jo survive my hog roasting? Let’s hope not!!! Tune in drop out kids

[David Garlick @CoveredInHair]

Cummings to a local ear soon...
What The Flaccid Was That!? Simon Flaccid grills Boris Johnson whilst he is strapped in an electric chair! Can he answer without hesitation, saying yes or no, er or erm, repeating himself? Can Bo Jo survive the electrifying Q&A? Tune in ;) @MrNeet

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

You do sarcasm!?

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

@prodnose Oldage: Orange Cunty

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

@absby @DaisyKeech It’s close tho 😉

[Simon Flaccid @FlaccidSimon]

@absby @DaisyKeech Shush! Don’t tell anyone