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Another day another diarrhea

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Thinking about my old boss who hated my coworker but couldn’t fire him so he made him scrape all the gum off the undersides of table. Respect the pettiness

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Does everyone else use the same word for the first try on every round of Wordle? What word is it

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If u dont listen to crime mob or gorgoroth when u work out we r not the same species

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Would like to clarify that I was not drunk and I was starving depressed and sleep deprived

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Thinking about the time when I was so unwell that I would lie down outside for my smoke breaks and literally accidentally drool at work and barely could see the knife I was holding doing bar prep. Life’s good lol

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Nothing like feeling ur tampon overflowing in the middle of the dinner rush when u just got triple sat

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My dog is old and that is so rude of the world

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@meganayyye My bf tells me this at least once a week

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@meganayyye I slammed both my hands in doors in a span of 2 days and I’m a bartender/waitress my whole job is using them 😭

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Second time I’ve booked flights to Japan to the wrong airport. At least this time I got the right region 🥴

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@dfuckinmoney 😑

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Am I hungry? No I ate the skin of 4 apples

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@meganayyye U got this!!

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@meganayyye Yes 🥲

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The only thing more humbling than shitting when ur wearing a crop top is shitting when ur wearing a romper

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My oldest friend is getting married tomorrow I’m not ready to sob all day

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I should’ve been born a Doberman pinscher

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@meganayyye Judgment

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@omargon Sir you’ve gone too far

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I decided tonight I am gonna get the McDonald’s Golden Arches tattooed on one of my ass cheeks. I’m not sorry. Why did auto correct capitalize it 🤔

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4am. Can’t fucking sleep. Snake in my lap. Would slaughter a village for a toasted slice of sourdough bread w tinned mussels.