Lumpy S. Princess.

❝You'd give anything to touch these lumps.❞ — Daughter of Mania. [#PercyJackson.]

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

Kisses her reflection in the mirror because why the hell not.

#NationalKissingDay

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She allowed her eyes to observe @IcySovereign's abs for a moment; shielding her eyes with feigned horror after savoring.

"NASTY!"

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

@IcySovereign ; I KNOOW ;-;

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"Whaaaa—? There's a Lumpy Space Prince? Glob, I thought I was authentic."

@MunificentDeath

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"Of course I am, babe. No one else has lumps like mine."

@MunificentDeath

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

"Oh glob. Hello, hot /babe/." https://t.co/b1S8aFLf6m

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

@FlagrantBliss ; psst @IcySovereign

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

@IntrepidSpunk "Well, I won't waste my time on you then. Laturzzzz."

[Lumpy S. Princess. @FlagrantBliss]

—Lumpy Space Princess (also known as your queen). http://t.co/QJBc3Ubfan

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She whined loudly, kicking and flailing her arms.

"OH. MY. GLOB."

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» she began screaming over-dramatically.

"Help me! I have fallen and I can't get up."

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She tripped over a rock, falling to the floor on her bum. It took a minute before she realized what had just happened; it was then when »

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"THESE LUMPS, YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANNA SLUMP UPON THESE SLUMPS~!" She sang, twirling around.

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; someone should make brad lmao.

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"AAAAH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I CAN'T RESIST HOT BABESSS!"

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"I should also write a book—a book about how I'm hot."

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"/Totally/."

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"I should start dating girls, honestly. If boys can't see how beautiful I am maybe they will."

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Glances at Lexo; huffs and flips her hair.

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@FlagrantBliss "I don't need y'all."