daydream_disorder

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

I often daydream of what it would be like to spend time with Atticus Finch.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@perfectsweeties is this anxiety i’m sensing lol

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

All of us who had shitty childhoods were so much better equipped for this dystopian future

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

hello @buccaneers it’s us again

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@IMan254 @TBLightning lmao

[Nathan Borland @BorlietheGoalie]

@TBLightning When you watch Brayden Point score in the 5th overtime

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

is this real life

[AwesxmeDogV2 @v2_dog]

@TBLightning Maybe stamkos can play now lol

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

us: triple OT?
everyone: no 💙

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@VeganGains i really wanna day something in florida’s defense...but... i did see a man walking down the middle of the street waving a machete whilst i was driving to work. ...at 7AM.
not that there’s an appropriate time to wave a machete around in public, but 🤷‍♀️lol

[Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1]

Happiness loves company, too. You just have to find the right dog to share it with.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

I like my women like I like my Hawaiian shirts, bright, colorful and loose.

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

impossible meatballs wit miyokos vegan mozzarella is dat good good

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@JPBrown5 @ElizabethKBates music is a powerful force

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@VeganGains what a beautiful day

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

the dentist just asked me to open up and now I can’t stop crying

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@LeChristopherAG my fave

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

u drink two 5 hour energies and think.. perfect. i now have 10 hours of energy. not how it works. it's actually exponential and now i have 3125 hours of energy (did that math in my head). most of that energy is anxiety but also i think i can see 2 seconds into the future now

[daydream_disorder @FlameOMind]

@VeganGains 😰can’t do the raw meat consumption at the end. jesus