Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉

| She/It | Very Evil | Adept at Fucked up evil skeleton magic | #1 In Flames fan | Eating peasant children since 1263 | I love killing people |

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Just woke up from yet another thousand year slumber. The time for evil has come once more.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Just woke up. What have I missed?

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

I'm in the zone. The bone zone.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

The hurdy gurdy carries an innate magical power, as it was originally invented by angels from heaven. However, they dropped it and it fell down to earth. This is why angels play lesser instruments, like the harp.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Gettin' fungal.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

@Mrwizeerd Magic.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Just farted.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Figured it out, I will give you all three days.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Kill everyone tutorial

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Need very quickly now now now. Someone assist please.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Kill everyone tutorial

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

@LichQueenSpeaks No, the only spells I know are "kill gnome" and "balls explosion".

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Kill everyone tutorial

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

I could go outside and just start killing everyone but I won't do that because my bed is very comfy.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Nobody FUCKING talk to me!!! Unless you are nice and want to be friends I guess...

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

I'm an evil ass fucking skeleton and I'm going to kill you.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Something really scary just happened. Probably.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

A gnome and a second gnome.

[hk$ @1highklass]

You can only add two toppings.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Tried to think of something evil to do. I failed. Perhaps tomorrow.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

I don't even have a tragic backstory or anything I just do this because it's fun.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

I'm not hungry right now, so I don't believe I would be capable of consuming a horse.

[Evil Skeleton Wizard 🍉 @FlameSkeleton42]

Just robbed a guy for all of his bones.