ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ.

⠀⠀⠀⠀「 ᶤᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ fᵃᵗᵉ....」⠀

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

@RcyalFrcgPrince Well hey gorgeous, didn't realize our resident frog prince was back in town.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

He's always afraid of Vit ripping his head off.

That's just one of the many things that makes her so alluring.

[— angel. @SelcouthAngel]

She’d offer a polywedding,

But the fear of Vit ripping her head off is still present after years of therapy.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

And what would ever be odd about that?

(can he wear a flower crown anyway. that's what flower girls do, right?)

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

Okay this is oddly turning me on.

(I was aiming for the ring bearer but you do you buddy)

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

make me

(naturally he'll be the flower girl)

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

grOW UP WILL

(of course)

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

GAGGING NOISES

(he still wants to be apart of the wedding, obviously)

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

listen I'm in loVE OKAY

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

nerd

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

But for real, happy birthday to the love of my life, @SelcouthAngel . It is you who brought light to my darkest days and it is you who continues to guide me through the toughest times. I love you forever. You're the best part of me.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Not a bear.

Is she still excited to see him?

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Oh /always/ screaming for him.

WINK WINK WINK.

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

just like last NIGHT WINK WINK

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Excellent.

Signing very quickly, obviously.

[— angel. @SelcouthAngel]

... fair enough.

Slides Orgy contract.

Sign here.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

When has he ever?

[— angel. @SelcouthAngel]

Will, behave, please.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Where does he sign up?

[— angel. @SelcouthAngel]

This is an orgy.

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

NEVERMIND NOW HE'S SCREAMING

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

MY OTHER GRUMPY BABY

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Groans.

Everyone is screaming?

[ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ. @FlamingFate]

Fuck, you're telling me.

[ᴄᴀsʜ @BringUpTheCash]

I did not go through eighty seven existential crisis to have my island robbed.