Carl Graber

I thank god I ain't, what I almost was.

[Jack N Hopf @Dr_Shoals]

I hate today bc it's the most confusing day in Harlem #WhereIsTheEquality

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

It takes a whole different level of dedication to get out of and air conditioned vehicle on days like today.

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

If me and @KneppLo make it thru this spring without wrecking because American Country Love Song is on the radio it'll be a miracle...

[Tailor Green @tailorrrg]

If someone would've asked me this time last year if I thought I'd be where I am today, I probably would've thought they were crazy.

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

There is a great line that all strains of life understand. "Shut up stupid"

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Drunk Carl always hides his smokes so no one steals them and sober Carl spends hours trying to find then the next night. #darklifesecrets

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Workin all this overtime is good at keepin me occupied to hell with the stress, it ain't killed me yet🔊

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

I wish I had that life, I bet you wish you had mine.

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Single friends are the reason married friends get divorced

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Words of the day from the great Ben Lindsey "I'm like a hot air ballon I'm just too fat to float".

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

I'm movin on from my mistakes. I'm learnin how to take it day by day. On my highway.

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

If you wanna imagine what it's like to suffocate crawl under an anhydrous applicator to fix a hose and get a straight shot in your face😅😅

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Eric church is the goat🐐🐐

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

How did she know that id wind up, where she told me to go?🎧

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

And she says baby, it's 3 am I must be lonely, she says baby well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes🔊🔊

[Carl Graber @Flanman_93]

Just did a u-turn thru the median after taking the wrong exit #nofucks #nashvilleorbust