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Tá sé mahogany gaspipe, Bord na Móna agus peat briquettes.

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Forget #TheCrown5 . All 18 episodes of Season 1 of Steven & Seamus, featuring Belfast's first intergalactic space travellers, have dropped today on podcast platforms everywhere.
@MarianKeyes @adrianmckinty @SteveCavanagh_ @stuartneville https://t.co/YXqvTl9OVz

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@BorderIrish The brother is with you on that. "Shur," says he, "this whole Brexit thing is a shambles, with lads in the North soon likely to struggle to get a hold o' their savages and rashers. Now if they were to put Johnson under me, I'd have the whole thing worked out inside 2 minutes."

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@MarianKeyes The brother, and him havin’ invested 6 hours of his “valuable time” is not wan bit impressed. Says he “I cudda even put up with yer man, the plank o’ 4 be 2 fella, Nesbitt, than watch that rubbish.”

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Now the brother has been reading one of you back catalogue bukes (The Break). I axed him what did he make of it but he got all tongue tied and the the powerful red face on him before he sent me this picture offa the internet. @MarianKeyes

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“Them lads are a right bunch a feckers,” says the brother. #PerfectPlanet

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@MarianKeyes The brother is with there alright. Sure wasn't he on his way out only the other day, on an important matter, you understand? When didn't the feet shkidd from under him and him take a shockin' toss altogether. Mind you, the claim for a big payout is now lodged with the Council.

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@MarianKeyes The brother, and him havin' the bowl of porridge here above in the digs, looked up from his paper and smiled at that. "Very witty, and amusing too," says he. And sure now the brother,as is well known, is not a man for the pun by and large.

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@MarianKeyes @Nigella_Lawson Now the brother, a man who's not averse to a venchtable or two on his plate says, "Very nice be the look of it, but the pink sauce may be a step too far. Now if t'were nice Bishto gravy then that might be different."

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@adrianmckinty The brother brought your tweet to the attention of the landlady above in the digs. "Begob," said she, "sure a list that doesn't mention the king of the sangwidges, the simple hang sangwidge, is no list a body could pay any heed to at all."

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@adrianmckinty Sure wasn't he brother in there himself last night, but in the back snug now mind you. Mentioned some of the crowd were "holding court" if you take my meaning.
Says he, "Begob, the pace of the game was fierce with the IOUs going back and forth around the table like a snowstorm."

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@MarianKeyes The brother does be wishing you many happy returns of the day. Says he, "Begob, 57, and shure isn't there hardly a mark on her at all."

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@MarianKeyes Bejay and ferry nice indeed. But the pomegranate seeds are not to the brothers’s liking. “Shocking yokes altogether. Especially if they get ‘lodged’ under a body’s plate,” says he.

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@MarianKeyes @RasamRestaurant Bless you my daughter. And the Lord did say: “Those who sneak’d off to their holiday homes will reap their rewards in the ICUs of the land and in the plains beyond. Belessed be the stay-at-homers.”

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@MarianKeyes The brother is with you on this this 100%. We all need to keep safe first and foremost. Try and be creative by all means but don't let's beat ourselves up if fear and uncertainty get the better of our creativity for now.
This C-19 yoke won't last for ever. Above all stay safe!

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Can anyone envisage a scenario whereby it's deemed allowing @realDonaldTrump to speak to @BorisJohnson might benefit mankind in even the smallest way? The prospect is too chilling for words. What on earth would they speak about that's of any real importance?
#covid19 #Pandemic

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@HimselfTony @MarianKeyes "Begob, do you think we will be getting Red Cross Parcels?" says the brother.

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@bobservant "Tremendjus effort and practical too, if only them gobshites in London were as proactive in keeping the nation safe we'd be a lot safer," says the brother after reading your measures.

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The Brother has been sent for by movers and shakers in The Dáil - for "meaningful talks in this current crisis'" says he.
He "fully expects" entire country to be put under him by the weekend and is even now above in the digs drafting all classes of plans and strategies. O yes!

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@MarianKeyes Now don't be fretting for I have some good news. The brother has had the call and is off to the Dáil in the morning to meet with some of the lads.
He's expecting to have the whole country put under him and then we'll see what's what. O yes.

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@adrianmckinty @chinarhyming Not one foot will the brother set on Norwegian soil or indeed anny other Scandinavian country for that matter. Says he: 'Shur ye'd need to be after takin' out a mortgage just to have a shmall drop o' the cratur or a pint o' plain. Fierce exshpensive altogether.