Jim Carver D.C

They say crime doesn't pay, but have they seen my overtime? Prefer to tweet than catch slags on my manor.

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Labour's post-election strategy:

1. Denial
2. Blame weather
3. Google 'How to win back voters

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Keir Starmer: 'We need to go further and faster.'

Voters: 'Already did, mate. Straight to Reform UK.

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

When Nigel Farage beats Keir Starmer in the locals and you realise the only red wave is your embarrassment flushing your face. #Farage
#ReformUK #LocalElections2025

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Prince Harry’s Royal Rant: A Satirical Take on Recent Revelations #prince... https://t.co/1Q5DXWlmd3 via @YouTube

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

I have no idea what's going on anymore, but one thing’s clear—our Prime Minister treats Ukraine like a spoiled firstborn while British pensioners are left to freeze like forgotten leftovers after the winter fuel allowance cuts. Priorities, eh?

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Please identify tw*ts as tw*ts

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Meanwhile in Greenland .. ❄️❤️☃️ #Trump2025 #GreenlandIsNotForSale #Greenland

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

So, Hunter Biden gets a pardon. A family affair, no doubt. One wonders if this is justice at work or nepotism with a presidential seal. The American dream—or a very convenient interpretation of it? #HunterBiden
#Biden

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Two tier Kier

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UK 2024?

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Breaking: Labour's Peter Kyle nabbed free Taylor Swift tickets. 🎟️ The real scandal? Not his taste in music, but his timing—failed to declare them quicker than a Swift breakup song. Starmer’s government, always missing the beat. #TaylorSwift #Swiftgate

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Sky News: where breaking news breaks... your will to live. Tune in for more pointless debates, biased commentary, and weather reports that are only slightly more accurate than my grandmother’s arthritis. #BoycottSkyNews

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Countries that banned public support for Hamas:

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia
🇦🇪 UAE
🇯🇴 Jordan
🇴🇲 Oman
🇰🇼 Kuwait
🇧🇭 Bahrain

Places pro-Hamas protests occur daily:

🇺🇸 USA
🇬🇧 UK
🇪🇺 EU

Could it be the Middle East understands the reality of living under terrorist regimes, unlike the West?

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

@ClayTravis Kamala confronted by 60 Minutes? More like 60 seconds of scrambling for answers. Dodging questions faster than Bitcoin prices in a bear market. Campaign-ending material? Let’s just say, this isn’t going to age well with her voter base. #KamalaOnTheRun #60MinutesShowdown

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Andrew Tate’s $DADDY coin: It's up 450%, but insider trading claims swirl faster than Tate's Twitter fingers. A billionaire in the making? Or just another meme-coin meltdown waiting to happen? Time will tell. #DaddyCoinDrama #CryptoTate

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

National Bank of Bahrain rolling out a Bitcoin fund? Well, looks like Bahrain's banking world just put on its crypto goggles. Capital protection with capped gains? Sounds like they want their Bitcoin and their safety net too. #CryptoCautious #BTCInTheBahrainBank

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

The Green Party demands rent control and an end to homelessness. Radical stuff! Next, they'll suggest we make landlords take basic courses in empathy. Not exactly popular with the mansion-owning crowd. #RentsTooDamnHigh #GreenAgenda

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Category 5 hurricane, eh? Milton’s coming faster than a politician backtracking on a promise. Winds at 180 mph? Better grab your fridge before it joins the local debris Olympics. #MiltonMadness #TampaTakeCover #Cat5

[Jim Carver D.C @FlannelViking]

Good old Ed Milliband

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Mark Drakeford marked safe from accepting designer clothes