Eric Martinez

Sexy Smart Boner Musicy Picturey Pho Kitty

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Get in looser. We're goin to the chickfile in oakwood mall

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Alive and itchie

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

My dik the other morning smelled like stale beer

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Ive thought alot about buried nuclear waste and how future inteligente species will dig up radioactive shit 100 thousand years after the human race has blown them selves up and the suffering that will result due to us well after we ded

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Im becoming a qhalw

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Missed opertunmities

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Im almost as talinted as the cou ting crows

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

I'll kick it!!

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

I just passed mitch landrew in msy

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

This isnamazing

https://t.co/9YCW4sAYzX

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

That's look like a fox

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She gave that kitty cat a WHOLE flip

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Ok just got home.. about to do a dep duve

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

I'm so stoaked https://t.co/peA14b5RnZ

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Wana start a band called fat bear week?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Heavy is the bear that wears the crown…🐻👑

For the second year running 128 'Grazer' is crowned #FatBearWeek Champ! Thanks to everyone who cast a vote & celebrated the importance of @KatmaiNPS's ecosystem. Special shoutout to the “official sponsor” of Fat Bear Week, the salmon.

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

He's a dowdow bird

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Hoo should I vote for

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

Yes, my friends, it is that time of year: the leaves begin to change colors, the temperature cools and the time-honored tradition of rooting for your favorite chonky bears at @KatmaiNPS begins.   

Voting for #FatBearWeek starts today: https://t.co/X1t6IzREMj

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Oh fuxk

[Eric Martinez @Flannelass]

Baskin robins clown cone...Tomorrow is grill day!!!!