Dankers

i'd like to think my incredibly sparse tweets are worthwhile.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Put On A Masterclass In Being The Most Unwatchable NBA Super Star Perhaps Ever https://t.co/PiNXk2Qkso

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Historic run for Glen Taylor: 30 years, but only 2 seasons with a playoff series win. Plus, no NBA Finals appearances, a huge scandal (Joe Smith), a slew of truly horrible trades/signings/hirings, and in the end, he couldn’t even sell the T-Wolves correctly. He’ll be missed.

[Tate Frazier @tatefrazier]

Pushing kickoff back so we can hear Jason Garrett vamp is not the way I wanted to start the NFL season

[Dan Siegel @DanSiegel_]

If you’re wondering why I love CBB so much, it’s because the entire country rallies around a future Northwestern Mutual Agent absolutely cooking NBA lottery picks.

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Every Minnesotan that is 50 or older today:

“Ope, this sure does remind me of the blizzard on Halloween in 1991. You remember that?”

AS IF THEY DON”T TALK ABOUT IT EVERY YEAR.

[Harrison Graham @HGrahamNFL]

ESPN’s Ryan Clark on the thieves who stole stuff from Soldier Field:

“Did they steal the offensive playbook? Because if they haven’t, they didn’t take enough to help Chicago.”

Good lord �

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Minnesota S Tyler Nubin has tons of on ball production (10 INT since 2020), but what stands out are the ball skills and anticipation.

Check these 4 interceptions out.

He looks like a wide receiver when the ball is in his area. Such an impressive playmaker.

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

Is there something I should know about the Steelers?

[Dankers @Flannelmandan]

@timbubar https://t.co/a6ej1zuer6

Idk when it became nickelback, but couldn’t help but think of this clip I saw recently. It appears it began as a smash hit, same as Nickelback. The rise before the fall

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 35 years ago, local Minnesota station KTSP spent a long time reviewing a new restaurant called Olive Garden!. Thanks to our pal Tom at @TCMediaNow for serving up huge portions of footage like this. #OliveGarden

[Dankers @Flannelmandan]

@Thomas_Carrieri Ok but like did they call him safe? Did he get to first base?? Did they toss em both??? What happened????

[Tate Frazier @tatefrazier]

Joey Chestnut needs a signature shoe

[We good? @gifhawk2]

Gradey Dick freshman mixtape

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Whoever is doing this to Minnesota sports, we politely ask you to stop.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

NEW: St. John's intends to finalize a deal with Rick Pitino to hire the Hall of Famer as its next head coach, sources tell FOX Sports.

My story: https://t.co/9tILHTkAnK

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

COACH TITUS MOOD UPDATE

[Tate Frazier @tatefrazier]

Rick Pitino should do his own ‘Decision’ special on ESPN to announce his next coaching move

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Another year and another NCAA Tournament appearance for Danny Sprinkle and Montana State.

CHAMPIONS OF THE BIG SKY!

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

I need double OT in the Big Sky because it has to continue for my amusement…and it will!

Give me 5 more minutes of this horror show.