Flannery Sprague

The future rock star. The generation's heartthrob. The Great.

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Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

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People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.

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Only BLACK people put the damn kool-aid pitcher back in the refrigerator EMPTY!...

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Mitt Romney Gone take away weave if he become President, hoes gone be walkin around looking like Lil Bill & Calliou...

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Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

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I like to stop the microwave with 0:01 to go. Makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives.

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Girls be like "1/13/13 I love you babe <3" bitch isn't that today?

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White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !

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People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

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IF HER AGE IS ON THE CLOCK, SHES TOO YOUNG FOR THE COCK!

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Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ....

[Flannery Sprague @Flannerycgv]

Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

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#ICantLiveWithout God. I don't see him but he works in mysterious ways.

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3 Things you should never do after a breakup: 1.Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.

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Friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 63 days.

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Tweeting "BRB" or "Be Right Back" has to be the dumbest thing to tweet! Ain't nobody waiting for yo ass!!?

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PHINEAS AND FERB ain't take NO DAMN summer vacation... THEM NIGGAS DROPPED OUTTA SCHOOL!

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Girls who say ?alot of guys are after me? should keep in mind that cheap things always attract many customers.

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*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

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#WeCantDateIf You're Ratchet.