Flapjack Faundes

Working to come home and suck at moving left and right on a keyboard

[Flapjack Faundes @FlapjackFaundes]

@GruntDz I’ve been meaning to try the game out again. How is it these days? I imagine still overrun with cheaters?

[Flapjack Faundes @FlapjackFaundes]

It's like I never left

[𝓢𝓸𝓷 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @SonMickeyy]

Dessin toujours aussi vrai aujourd'hui.

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

This is Bill Gates’s fault btw

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This whole situation is completely unhinged. Everyone on that police force needs to get investigated for corruption.

[CXCarroll @CXCarroll]

This is going to sound insane but a YouTuber tried to help a guy get back $200k in Legos stolen by the owner of a resale shop, Bricks and Minifigs. The owner was so connected with the local police that he got the YouTuber arrested 4x every time on bogus charges.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the trump administration is going to use fucking CYNAIDE bombs on animals??? in their homes??? to get rid of them???? I AM FUCKING LIVID, this shit cannot keep happening!!!

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

US about to be a fourth world country

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

i'm sorry 1-877-Kars4kids isn't a California nonprofit helping local kids???

They raise money to send 18 years olds to ISRAEL and build buildings there!??!?!?!?!

[Joe 🍒 @Ascots_Funk]

Finding out the woman behind this is the daughter of the billionaire founder of an Ai company suddenly makes shit like this and the double ended garage make sense

[Mande @MandeOW]

Yesterday I found out there's a "Filter" in some controllers that makes your stick "jitter" to improve aim assist close range, this was used by pros at LAN (allegedly), how can you use and defend using this shit, if I download a macro on my mouse that jitters it so I can have no recoil long range, I'd be instantly banned, now the problem is, its been banned in ALGS but ranked is gonna be infested with this shit. Just ban custom controllers already or atleast do something about it. Shit is getting really sad to be some of the only MNK players left in this amazing game (yes i complain about aimassist alot and i just need to get good i get it) but alot of people (chat) have said that its really sad to be a casual MNK player at this point cause its impossible to keep up

[Matt @coaxfps]

With all due respect if you are offended by a fat joke because you’re fat, you obviously don’t want to be and have insecurity so do something abt that. If you’re offended by it on behalf of fat ppl, get over yourself and stop encouraging objectively unhealthy lifestyles.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[Sawyer ☆ Iron Lung x3🩸 @soykyu_]

markiplier is literally changing the world its genuinely so refreshing to see someone care so much

[Flapjack Faundes @FlapjackFaundes]

@MauLer93 Mauler, have you ever considered the taste of glue is good?

[Flapjack Faundes @FlapjackFaundes]

I will be hitting top 500 by the end of the year, count my words

[Chef Vyse @SeismicChef]

This gets him banned from every game he’s ever played right

[Ben Schalman @OfficialT_P_V]

When your taxes don’t go to israel.

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

But but but antisemitism is everywhere so we have to pass laws to stop it!