//this bit feels a little out of character cause he would not know the phrase “get no bitches” plus he wouldn’t want to call women bitches. But the line was too funny and I couldn’t resist.
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YOU DARE TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
THAT WAS A COMPLETELY UNIQUE SITUATION, MIND YOU!!!! ANY LADY WOULD BE LUCKY TO TO HAVE ME AS A PARTNER!!! IT WAS *HER* LOSS!! NOT MINE!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!!!
Oh yeah, food court mhm yeah that’s cool….
EXCEPT I DON’T NEED ANY OF THAT CAUSE I HAVE A SHIP OF MY OWN FACE
YEAH YOURS IS A SKULL, BUT ONE WOULD ASSUME THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY WOULD BE RIDING AROUND IN A SHIP SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED AFTER THEIR ACTUAL FACE
YEAH?? WELL I...uh...I HAVE A REALLY AWESOME SHIP THAT LOOKS LIKE A SKULL, WITH A BUNCH OF COOL THINGS LIKE A THEATRE, A FOOD COURT, A KITCHEN, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER COOL THINGS!!!!
Do YOU have a really awesome that looks like a skull???
HAH! Please! I'M the one that saved all of the planets I have conquered and the ones that I will conquer by defeating the biggest threat to my Galaxy from completely decimating it in a totally epic showdown.
Singlehandedly, might I add.